#3968. John Wahl

"John" Wahl recently won the Republican primary for Alabama Lieutenant Governor.

 

The Orange Prolapse loves Wahl, walls, and golden toilet stalls.

His real name is Nehemiah Ezekial Wahl.  However, I prefer the nickname "Port-a-John."

John Wahl
sonofsaf

A crooked whore First Lady sample
A jag-off whore and porno screw
Bullshit John Wahl
A jag-off dyke you can’t dismantle
Ivanka’s a cunt to screw
Bama’s John Wahl
Bama’s John Wahl

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
 Fuckin’ clown


Euro-wife Slovenian piece of shit 
Unfurled MAGA flags are Trump-dumpin 
Bama’s John Wahl
Stormy Daniels’ fake tit milk is wetter
Jared Kushner pigs a kosher screw for you
Bama’s John Wahl
Bama’s John Wahl

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
Mother fuckin’ clown
Who ate a Quarter Pound

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
Mother fuckin’ clown
Who ate a Quarter Pound

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
Mother fuckin’ clown
Who ate a Quarter Pound 

 

The Wall
Willie Nelson

I took on more than I could handle
I bit off more than I could chew
I hit the wall
I went off like a Roman candle
Burnin' everyone I knew
I hit the wall
I hit the wall

And the wall came down
Crashin' down
And there was not a sound

Half my lie I'm ridin' on a rocket
One world to the next and on and on
I hit the wall
Takin' things to make it make me better
Remembering things I never knew I knew
I hit the wall
I hit the wall

And the wall came down
Crashin' down
And there was not a sound

And the wall came down
Roaring crashin' down
And there was not a sound

And the wall came down
Crashin' down
And there was not a sound

 

No lyrical print-out. 

From 1968 to the present, Willie Nelson has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.  I nearly ran him over while driving a limo in the back of a hotel parking lot.  (Queensbury, NY circa 2006)

Willie Nelson:

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

10-16-03, Capitol Theatre, Wheeling, WV

2-10-06, Dodge Theatre, Phoenix, AZ

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

9-7-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

7-31-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival) 

Here's a mildly interesting AI generated anecdote!   

Willie Nelson was officially born on April 29, 1933, though he celebrates two birthdays: April 29 and April 30. Because he was born just before midnight, his birth wasn't registered at the local Texas courthouse until the following day (April 30), a paperwork quirk he now uses as an excuse for an extended two-day celebration.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson) 

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