#3953. Stormy D.

Yesterday, the Morgan Wallen concert at Acrisure Stadium...

was cancelled!  

Some 15 mph winds and a non-existent downpour around 2pm sent wannabe tailgaters scrambling home in their F-150's and Silverados.  Though much to the collective homo-erotic chagrin of all, the gay pride festival in Allegheny Commons and the Arts Festival dahntahn somehow managed to forge forward.

The only logical conclusion?  Artistic gay folks, are less woke and more courageous, than the country music fucks.

Emblematic of the ongoing bi-polar devotion to the Orange Prolapse.  Roberto Clemente Bridge.

Sephardic and/or Ashkenazi.

Inverted fecal debauchery.

Let's give cunt-tree music star Morgan Wallen an Orange Prolapse Trophy.  Well deserved.

 

Morgan Wallen issued a "comical" apology on facebook for his knee-jerk decision to cancel the show.

That impending storm had a lot in common with our First Lady.  Both never came.

 

Stormy D.
sonofsaf

Donald’s dumpster cums
White House trailer park
Came too soon, prematurely, in D.C.
Tiny mush-room got laid
And a porn star got paid
In a Lake Tahoe storm
Store-me-D.’

Porn starrin’, starrin’
Stormy D., oh, Stormy D.
Porn storm, Stormy D.
Stormy D.

The big lie, was a crooked con
Coup d’etat on call
Golden fountain’s a shower of gold pee

Wish he’d die, wish he’d die
Trump's the joke you will fear
In a Lake Tahoe storm
Stormy D.

Porn starrin’, starrin’
Stormy D., oh, Stormy D.
No orange clown, Stormy D.
Stormy D.

Starrin’, starrin
Stormy D., oh, Stormy D.
No orange clown, Stormy D.
Stormy D.
Big Mac ain’t no McDouble 
Cunt of Stormy D.
Oh, Stormy D.
Cunt for a clown
Oh, storm, Stormy D.




Stand By Me
Ben E. King

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

So darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand, stand by me
Stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

And darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now, stand by me
Stand by me

Darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now, stand by me
Stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble 
Won't you stand by me?
Oh, stand by me
Won't you stand now?
Oh, stand, stand by me

From 1956 to 1976, Ben E. King and The Drifters crowned the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  And then came back for an encore performance in Greensburg circa 2025.  

Even though technically speaking, King passed away in 2015.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

 

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