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Hint: it's the Orange Prolapse. Melanine de L'Orange.
(I Am The One You Should) Stay Away From sonofsaf
Fake news. (Fake news. Fake news. Fake news.)
I suggest that you should not care Best friend is not a doggie Q conspiracy blown He’s a clown With his orange prolapse out Eats in the drive thru lane A Big Mac he won’t abstain Ball sack Saggy testicles are the worst Jag-off douchebag max When he cums his penis blurts
Time to raise funds you’ll be conceding Complains and begs through the Verizon Giuliani and Lord Jesus saves Bible screws but the Sodomites are praying At Mar-A-Lago he’s the deceiver He looks just like an orange buffoon And uses the facebook to defriend He feels no pain emogatory plan Putrid snot is what I am I am the one you should stay away from
I am the one you should stay away from
Okay (okay, okay, okay) Button mushroom pin dick He’ll cum on your, arrrse The cum is dripping creamy thick Is he a fuck up? He will concede his short game’s good And he gave Stormy a job to blow Should know it’s all fo sho
Time to raise funds you’ll be conceding Complains and begs through the Verizon Giuliani and Lord Jesus saves Bible screws but the Sodomites are praying Insurrection wild He’s fatter than their blimps Out of Akron’s Goodyear Tire He sleeps beyond the crack of dawn He will not stick his finger in ass hole No tweets from his phone They scream a con I am the one you should stay away from
Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd
Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)
Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home? Come on now I hear you're feeling down Well I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb
I have become comfortably numb
Okay (okay, okay, okay) Just a little pinprick There'll be no more, ah But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on it's time to go
There is no pain you are receding A distant ship, smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I have become comfortably numb
Pink Floyd:
5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH 5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters:
Roger Waters, 7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA Roger Waters, 9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Australian Pink Floyd:
12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Brit Floyd:
8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA 4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Quite possibly my biggest concert fail/regret of all time... Pink Floyd, 5-30-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with the Orange Prolapse and/or the immediate family of former President Donald J. Trump.
Damn! A couple nights ago, the "Uncle Tim" hashtag got blocked on twitter. #UncleTim started trending immediately after Senator Tim Scott gave the formal Republican rebuttal to President Joe Biden’s congressional address. Oh yeah, I get it. How clever. A cynical variation on #UncleTom. Woot.
Gotta feel for every guy named Tim who has ever had a niece or a nephew, eh?
Some other hashtags that apparently violate the First Amendment --- #SharpieGate, #StopTheSteal, and #RiggedElection.
So what's my point here? My point... is that if you wish to make a point... just conceive of a "easy to digest, controversial hashtag" and purposely try to get it blocked. It might end up getting you banned or hidden. But everyone's gonna learn what the hell your point is. For example... #OrangeProlapse.
This moment in history: The black hand of a black man shakes hands with the orange hand of an orange man.
KKK Tim sonofsaf
Mitch had a nig, his name was Tim (KKK, KKK, KKK) Southern houseboy dark suit on him (KKK, KKK, KKK)
Oh, KKK Tim Oh, KKK Tim
He was black and bold cotton pickin’ man (KKK, KKK, KKK) It’s all a part of the Republican plan (KKK, KKK, KKK)
Oh, KKK Tim Oh, KKK Tim
Why do all my colleagues look like Pepsodent (KKK, KKK, KKK) 'Cause I’m the only blackie eatin’ fish for lent (KKK, KKK, KKK)
Oh, KKK Tim Oh, KKK Tim
Indoor commode, outhouse latrine (KKK, KKK, KKK) It’s all segregation know what I mean (KKK, KKK, KKK)
Oh, KKK Tim Oh, KKK Tim
Now the votes we need to keep on countin’ (KKK, KKK, KKK) Drinkin’ with Mitch from a water colored fountain (KKK, KKK, KKK)
Oh, KKK Tim Oh, KKK Tim
Oh, KKK nigs Oh, KKK nig
Runaway Jim Phish
I had a dog, his name was Jim (Runaway, runaway, runaway) Took all of my old clothes with him (Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Oh, runaway Jim Oh, runaway Jim
He was twelve years old when his trip began (Runaway, runaway, runaway) Hauling down the highway in my old sedan (Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Oh, runaway Jim Oh, runaway Jim
Now I wish someone'd tell me where old Jim went (Runaway, runaway, runaway) 'Cause he took all the money that I saved for rent (Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Oh, runaway Jim Oh, runaway Jim
Time he came home, he was seventeen (Runaway, runaway, runaway) That's a hundred nineteen to you and me (Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Oh, runaway Jim Oh, runaway Jim
Now I'm gonna go up to the mountain (Runaway, runaway, runaway) Singing for Dave who's swimming in the fountain (Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Oh, runaway Jim Oh, runaway Jim
Oh, runaway dogs Oh, runaway dog
Phish:
12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH* 6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH 11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA 12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH 11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA 6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Trey Anastasio:
2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
* - opened with Runaway Jim
My first Phish show was at Kent State University in 1994. One of my top 10 all-time favorite concerts. But at the time, I only knew a few of their tunes. When they hit the stage and opened with "Runaway Jim," I thought the lead singer was saying "Whooaaa, oh, oh, oh my name is Jim." Sonaturally, I assumed the lead singer's first name was Jim. And the song's title was obviously... "My Name is Jim."
Please do not share this material with Senator Tim Scott (R-SC), President Joe Biden, former President Donald J. Trump and/or any guy named Jim or Tim who owns a dog whose name is Jim or Tim.
Rudy went on Tucker Carlson last night to groan and bemoan about the recent FBI raid on his Manhattan apartment. Personally speaking, I was hoping for a hair paint streaking reprise. No such luck.
Rudy's desperately trying to establish a legal and moral equivalency between him and the evil Hunter Biden, an admitted drug addict. How come Hunter gets a "fake news" teaching gig for woke college kids at Tulane University while I'm the primary target of an FBI investigation?
Good question Rude. Keep asking it. At least you'll get some traction on Hannity and Tucker Carlson.
Rudy's best defense..."I was only seeking the admiration of an Orange Prolapse" might not hold up well in a court of law.
Hey Rude sonofsaf
Hey Rude, don't be so sad. You were bad shit a real go-getter. Be honest, you are not terribly smart You can still fart we hope it’s not wetter.
Hey Rude, do you get laid. Prostate cancer prognosis deader. Just spin it Fox News or O.A.N.N., A dig you shin your ass is wetter.
And anytime you feel disdain, hey Rude, remain, A loyal Orange Prolapse Trumpian soldier. For well you know that Trump’s a fool who’s filled with stool Diarrhea’s in the colon beholder
Hey Rude, Trump is a clown. Douchebag du jour, prolapsin’ mentor. Dismember rip out intestinal parts, Then you can fart your ass is wetter.
You got the gout and will not win, hey Rude, nothin’, You're measuring the length of prolapse width. You’re Italian and not a Jew, hey Rude, fuck you, Are you a rat or a loyal soldier?
Hey Rude, don't be so sad. You were bad shit a real go-getter. Dismember but stay out of the prison, And you’ll be so indebted Debtor debtor debtor debtor debtor debtor, oh.
Hey Jude Paul McCartney
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. The minute you let her under your skin, Then you begin to make it better.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain, Don't carry the world upon your shoulders. For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder.
Hey Jude, don't let me down. You have found her, now go and get her. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin, You're waiting for someone to perform with. And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do, The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her under your skin, Then you'll begin to make it Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude... (repeat X number of times, fade)
Tonight's the big night! The 2021 NFL draft from Cleveland. Chilly and windy with a steady downpour straight outta the shores of Lake Erie. Yep, sounds about right.
The #1 pick goes to Shahid Kahn's Jacksonville Jaguars. They're expected to take Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence.
In essence, this guy...
is gonna buy this guy...
In case you're wondering, Kahn is the 4th wealthiest NFL owner. He's worth an estimated 7.4 billion.
Lawrence is expected to sign a four-year contract worth nearly $35 million, highlighted by a $22.5 million signing bonus.
I dunno know. Something about those two just seems a bit "off." Meanwhile, the New York Jets are on the clock.
Hey Goodell is lookin’ at you Throw the ball stop dissin’ Clemson had a lotta booze But don’t ask me why, yeah
That defense they can’t defend Those cornerbacks might need Depends Last dance, more blood He’s got a job to blow
He’s from Clemson Show him the money (pronounced Monet) Last dance for Jacksonville All the evangelicals will pray Whoa-ooh-oh Every ball he throws gonna be a touchdown Whazzup Bud Light abounds Trevor loves this fucked up town Trevor Trevor Trevor Trevor isn’t gay
Hey Goodell, I’m not a Jew Pigskin you denyin’ But I’m so phat, fat’s the shit for you Don't cll me a he-she
Now suck my balls it’s truth or dare I’m gonna get real hardcore Last dance, more blood Shot of Crown, Royal to go
He’s from Clemson Show him the money (pronounced Monet) One chance for Jacksonville All the evangelicals will pray Whoa-ooh-oh Every ball he throws gonna be a touchdown Whazzup Bud Light abounds Trevor loves this fucked up town Trevor (oh) Trevor (no!) Trevor Trevor isn’t gay Trevor (no, Trevor) Trevor Trevor (no, no, no, no) Trevor isn’t gay
Hey Goodell is lookin’ at you Throw the ball stop dissin’ Clemson had a lotta booze But don’t ask me why, yeah
You're bangin' your head again 'Cause somebody won't let you in One chance, one love Your chance to let me know
He’s from Clemson Show him the money (pronounced Monet) One chance for Jacksonville All the evangelicals will pray Whoa-ooh-oh
Trevor Whoa-ooh-oh
Trevor He’s from Clemson Trevor He’s from Clemson Trevor Whoa-ooh-oh
Tre, Tre, Tre, Trevor Whoa-ooh-oh (Trevor, Trevor) Trevor He’s from Clemson (he’s from Clem, he’s from Clemson) Trevor He’s from Clemson (he’s from Clem, he’s from Clemson, baby) Trevor Whoa-ooh-oh
Hey baby I'm talkin' to you Stop yourself and listen Some things you can never choose Even if you try, yeah
You're bangin' your head again 'Cause somebody won't let you in One chance, one love Your chance to let me know
We can't go on Just running away If we stay any longer We will surely never get away Whoa-ooh-oh Anything you want we can make it happen Stand up and turn around Never let them shoot us down Never Never Never Never run away
Hey baby, you know it's true Why you bother lyin'? When you know that, that you want it too Don't you dare deny me
Now walk those legs right over here Gimme what I'm dyin' for One chance, one love Hold me down, then let me go
We can't go on Just running away If we wait any longer We will surely never get away Whoa-ooh-oh Anything you want we can make it happen Stand up and turn around Never let them shoot us down Never (oh) Never (no!) Never Never run away Never (no, never) Never Never (no, no, no, no) Never run away
Hey baby I'm talkin' to you Stop yourself and listen Some things you can never, never choose Even if you try, yeah
You're bangin' your head again 'Cause somebody won't let you in One chance, one love Your chance to let me know
We can't go on Just running away If we stay any longer We will surely never get away Whoa-ooh-oh
Never Whoa-ooh-oh
Never We can't go on Never We can't go on Never Whoa-ooh-oh
Ne, ne, ne, never Whoa-ooh-oh (Never, never) never We can't go on (we can't go, we can't go on) never We can't go on (we can't go, we can't go on, baby) never Whoa-ooh-oh
never Whoa-ooh-oh Never (never, never, never)
Heart:
7-21-13, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Please do not share this material with Trevor Lawrence, Shahid Kahn, and/or anyone affiliated with the 2021 NFL draft.
I checked out a few live versions of Satisfaction. Thought about Devo and/or The Dead. But you gotta go with the original.
(I Don’t Want No) Police Action sonofsaf
I don’t want no action, I don’t want no police action A pig sty is a sty is a sty is a sty I don’t want no, I don’t want no
When I'm mindin’ my own bidnith, and this cop wants my identity YO! He's pimpin’ out all his hos throughout this fucked up nation Lookin’ hellish eternal damnation
I don’t want no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey I’m black and gay I don’t want no police action, I don’t want no police action A pig sty is a sty is a sty is a sty I don’t want no, I don’t want no
When I’m cashin’ out for free and he cuffs me to protect me He’s gonna take a knee Because he has a plan, and he doesn't choke The same way as you and me
I don’t want no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey I’m black and gay I don’t want no police action, I don’t want no police action A pig sty is a sty is a sty is a sty I don’t want no, I don’t want no
I’m not tryin’ to impress the girls I ain’t screwin' this and/or fuckin' that And I'm prayin’ all ‘round the world, don’t be me Maybe, shoulda known they destroy and seek Can’t you see I’m not a total freak? I don’t want no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey I’m black and gay, I don’t want no, I don't want no I don’t want no police action, no police action No police action, no police action I don’t want no
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction Rolling Stones
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin' in my car, and the man come on the radio He's tellin' me more and more about some useless information Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my TV and a man comes on and tells me How white my shirts can be But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke The same cigarettes as me
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girl reaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm ridin' 'round the world And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that And I'm tryin' to make some girl, who tells me Baby, better come back maybe next week Can't you see I'm on a losing streak? I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no I can't get no satisfaction, no satisfaction No satisfaction, no satisfaction I can't get no
Rolling Stones:
9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN
Gotta be honest here. I always thought Satisfaction was a really weak opener/closer. A vibrantly mediocre filler tune.
Feel free to share this material with any classic rock cover bands that play Satisfaction. In essence... all.
Ever wonder why Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt's most ardent supporters refer to him as "Stitt the Shit?" Well, let's just say it all stems from the origins of this tainted photo.
Stitt preparing to take a dump aboard Air Force Two
Apparently, then Vice President Pence was extremely upset with the pungent odor emitted from the Oklahoma Shitty politician. So distraught that he called the head of the EPA and demanded answers. Former EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, who also hails from Oklahoma, referred the Vice President to Rudy Giuliani's asshole.
In other news, Stitt wants to be known as "the most pro-life governor" in the country. And that means you sign bills with incredibly vague language so as to manipulate and terrify every obstetrician statewide. Let alone a physician who actually performs an abortion. No discussion of variables like rape, incest, or life of the mother. Never let any trivial details enter into a complex equation.
Instead you get one of those infamous "heartbeat bills." Meaning that once there's a "detectable rhythm"... you can charge a doctor with murder. Also, if a doctor performs an abortion that is not deemed "medically necessary," they can lose their license.
The idea here is to embrace fetal fanaticism. And along the way, hopefully arrest some medical professionals and deliberately shatter their lives. Then let the courts weigh in. This way the prosecution can offer up some expert eye witnesses to testify about the origins of life. Priests, clergy members, faith healers, pastors of mega-churches, etc. People in the know. See? And then you can get some backwards, Orange Prolapse-appointed MAGA judge along with an impartial, nonjudgmental jury of evangelical bible-belting fuck ups from Tulsa or Stillwater or Enid or wherever.
Regardless, justice will be served.
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Stitt Was A Shame (From the Start) sonofsaf
Baby, oh
When he has to fart you’ll see The gas was meant for you and me Fracking’s the new coal we feel You know life ain’t always free
Sometimes I long for the 19th crime Snoop Doggy Shiraz in a dream Gives me morning wood so glad, maybe Stitt was a shame from the start
Stitt was a shame from the start Thinks his shit’s a work of art (of art) Stitt was a shame from the start We know that Stitt has no heart An Oklahoma flop (we must part) Constipation and farts (and farts) Stitt was a shame from the start
I love voters who pray And smoke their Christian crack with me When I sing I am not a Jew So Derek Chauvin took a knee
Sometimes I long for the 19th crime Snoop Doggy Shiraz in a dream Gives me morning wood so glad, maybe Stitt was a shame from the start
Stitt was a shame from the start Thinks his shit’s a work of art (of art) Stitt was a shame from the start We know that Stitt has no heart An Oklahoma flop (we must part) Constipation and farts (and farts) Stitt was a shame from the start
Maybe, maybe the blood of the lamb is so wrong You’re sacrificin’ goats whatever Oh maybe, maybe he’s not that bright Don’t put up a fight
Maybe, oh, Stitt is a shame Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, baby Na, na, na, na, na-ah
Sometimes I long for the 19th crime Snoop Doggy Shiraz in a dream Gives me morning wood so glad, maybe Stitt was a shame from the start
Stitt was a shame from the start Thinks his shit’s a work of art (of art) Stitt was a shame from the start We know that Stitt has no heart An Oklahoma flop (we must part) Constipation and farts (and farts) Stitt was a shame from the start
Stitt was a shame from the start Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, baby Na, na, na, na, na-ah
Stitt was a shame from the start Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (with a fart) Na, na, na, na, na, baby (a fart) His fart
Quit Playin’ Games (With My Heart) Backstreet Boys
Baby, oh
Even in my heart I see You're not bein' true to me Deep within my soul I feel Nothing's like it used to be
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time Impossible as it may seem But I wish I could so bad, baby Quit playin' games with my heart
Quit playin' games with my heart Before you tear us apart (my heart) Quit playin' games with my heart I should've known from the start You know you got to stop (from my heart) You're tearing us apart (my heart) Quit playin' games with my heart
I live my life the way To keep you comin' back to me Everything I do is for you So what is it that you can't see?
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time Impossible as it may seem But I wish I could so bad, baby You better quit playin' games with my heart
Quit playin' games with my heart Before you tear us apart (my heart) Quit playin' games with my heart I should've known from the start You know you got to stop (from my heart) You're tearing us apart (my heart) Quit playin' games
Baby, baby the love that we had was so strong Don't leave me hangin' here forever Oh baby, baby this is not right Let's stop this tonight
Sometimes I wish I could Turn back time, impossible as it may seem But I wish I could so bad, baby Quit playin' games with my heart
Quit playin' games with my heart Before you tear us apart (my heart) Quit playin' games with my heart I should've known from the start You know you got to stop (from my heart) You're tearing us apart (my heart) Quit playin' games with my heart
Quit playin' games with my heart Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, baby Na, na, na, na, na-ah
Quit playin' games with my heart Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (with my heart) Na, na, na, na, na, baby (my heart) My heart
Backstreet Boys:
6-25-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (scalped the living shit out of it)
6-14-15, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this material with registered Republican voters from the "In God We Trust" state. Seriously... that is the Oklahoma state motto. I propose we launch a petition and change the motto to "In Stitt we Shit."
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has been in the news lately. Mostly for signing a bunch of draconian legislation that outlaws abortion statewide.
How clever! As he smiles and proudly poses with the legislation. Probably handing out Sharpies as well. Golly gee, wonder where he got that idea. What a fucking pathetic stooge.
Expect some additional parodies of Stitt. Hey, a lot of shit rhymes with Stitt. Clit, tit, nitwit, etc.
Stitt shares a few guffaws with the Orange Prolapse... moments before his Covid diagnosis.
Kevin’s A Stitt sonofsaf
Covered in shit and sucking a bone Anal orgy is all he knows With all the wood, the wads And the hairy chests Jack off by hand it’s a cumming express
No cock to ration Upon a whim A gigolo, fed him some din It’s the norm to take it up ass All offense no defense Dominatrix
No clam calamity Let’s build a great wall Kevin’s the shit! Faggot instruction
Anal drilling for all Kevin’s a Stitt! Erotic dreams of cock Have cum into play
Kevin’s the shit! Abortion is sorrow And they say that he’s gay Kevin’s a Stitt!
I do what’s wrong, even though it feels so right That homo faggot has a ball sack tight You will cum faster The boner tries I’ll fuck every man until the day I die
No clam calamity Let’s build a great wall Kevin’s the shit! Faggot instruction
Anal drilling for all Kevin’s a Stitt! Erotic dreams of cock Have cum into play
Kevin’s the shit! Abortion is sorrow And they say that he’s gay Kevin’s a Stitt!
Into the Pit Testament
Deep in the pit and lying alone Where death has reared itself a throne We're all the good, the bad The worst and the best And where they land is their eternal rest
Foul plays of passion At twilight's dim In joy of woe, of good and sin Winds of storm and fates overcast Darkly my presence Is now your past
Join the insanity Or die as you fall Into the pit! The mass production
And the killing of all Into the pit! The future screams for help Are fading away
Into the pit! The world tomorrow Will it die for today? Into the pit!
So in the sad, silent watches of night The lonely pathway envisions my sight Echoes of laughter And boundless cries Son here I wander under infinite skies
Join the insanity Or die as you fall Into the pit! The mass production
And the killing of all Into the pit! The future screams for help Are fading away
Into the pit! The world tomorrow Will it die for today? Into the pit!
Testament:
7-15-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA (one of my all-time favorite concerts) *
11-1-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH
11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
11-25-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
* Vio-lence, quite possibly the most underrated band in the history of thrash metal, was the opening act. Speaking of openers, Chuck Billy opened the show with "Into The Pit."
Please do not share this information with Governor Kevin Stitt (R-OK), First Lady Sarah Stitt, and/or any of their 6 children... Natalie, Drew, Kate, Piper, Remington and Houston. (the latter half of whom have agonizingly shitty names).
I've always thought the White House press pool should've excoriated Trump on the "this whole Stormy Daniels thing." Talk about a lay up.
Mr. President... "Do you think the American public, particularly the evangelicals, is ready for a Commander-in-Chief who slept with a porn star while his wife was giving birth to their only son."
Stormy Porn sonofsaf
You ever had to worry About a Donald story Say, 'He who eats baloney’s a pig and all…’
Have you ever faltered Said, Trump is a piece of shit He’s a piece of shit, anal breath stay away... away... away' Yeah, wild.
Kaepernick is kinda kneelin’ Kamala Harris breakin’ ceilin’ Mister of a Drummond Was good at foster care, wild. The Orange Prolapse wants to fuck you. Your shithole’s left in tatters I’m just glad he’s no more the tweetin’ clown defriend… defriend… Yeah maybe, defriend… Oh yes.
He ain’t winning But he’s still out for blood. Until the crack of dawn. With a crack that reads insert bone, yes it does.
Trump is still out for blood. Until the crack of dawn. With a crack that reads insert bone.
He reads Corinthians Two maybe. Now he’s begging like a preacher. Bankruptcies are a shitty, way to go through life.
He knows he ain’t too funny Goes where the weather is sunny The Donald Trumper story he’s-a-once again a-doin' crimes, oh yeah.
Trump is still out for blood. Until the crack of dawn. With a crack that reads insert bone, yes it does, ah. Trump is still out for blood. Until the crack of dawn. With a crack that, with a crack and It SAYS INSERT BONE, YEAH!
Daniels’ Stormy porn. Damn those tits sure grow. Just don’t squeeze your nipples, woman, 'Cause they’ll spray, yeah...
Kick it... Trump is still out for blood. Until the crack of dawn. With a crack that reads insert bone. Trump is still out for blood. Until the crack of dawn. It's the kind that leaves me.
Baby... I said a cum on, cum on, cum on, cum on, spew it. I said baby... Don’t squeeze your nipples, woman... I'm gonna cum all on you…
Crown of Thorns Pearl Jam
You ever heard the story Of Mr. Faded Glory? Say, 'He who rides the pony must someday fall...'
Talking to my Alter Said, 'Life is what you make it And if you make it, death will rest your soul away... away... away' Yeah, child.
It's a broken kinda feelin'. She'd have to tie me to the ceiling. A bad moon's a-comin' Better say your prayers, child. I wanna tell you that I love you. But does it really matter? I just can't stand to see you draggin' down again... again... My baby, again... Oh yes.
So I'm singing This is my kind of love. It's the kind that moves on. It's unkind and leaves me alone, yes it does.
This is my kind of love. It's the kind that moves on. It's unkind and leaves me alone.
I used to treat you like a lady. Now you're a substitute teacher. This bottle's not a pretty, not a pretty sight.
I owe the man some money So I'm turnin' over, honey. Say Mr. Faded Glory is-a-once again a-doin' time, oh yeah.
And this is my kind of love. It's the kind that moves on. It's unkind and leaves me alone, yes it does, ah. This is my kind of love. It's the kind that moves on. It's unkind and, it's unkind and It LEAVE ME ALONE, YEAH!
Like a crown of thorns. It's all who you know. So don't burn your bridges, woman, 'Cause someday, yeah...
Kick it... This is my kind of love. It's the kind that moves on. It's unkind and leaves me alone. And this is my kind of love. It's the kind that moves on. It's the kind that leaves me.
Baby... I said a come on, come on, come on, come on, do it. I said baby... Don't burn you bridges, woman... I'm gonna come back to you...
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA 9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones) 6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH 5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH 10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH 9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival) 4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA 4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
Crown of Thorns was originally written by Mother Love Bone. But I assure you, the admittedly pornographic elements of my parody are purely a coincidence.
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Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Justin Jefferson is doing the "Gritty Dance" on Fortnite.
Gotta be totally honest here. I read a few of the headlines and I'm still not entirely sure what any of this means.
Nonetheless...
Vikings Gritty
sonofsaf
Justin here as Vikings Gritty
Vikings Gritty ain’t so dumb
Justin here as Vikings Gritty
Vikings Gritty ain’t so dumb
It’s just a crazy dancin’ love affair until this Fortnite shit’s done
I'm gonna be gaming on the console
No beer or wine
I'm gonna be gaming on the console
No beer or wine
With my Vikings Gritty baby it's a video gamer state of mind
Well, I’m not ashamed; I am shit for brains
Just listen to me talk, I'm future Hall of Fame
Justin here as Vikings Gritty
Vikings Gritty ain’t so dumb
It’s a crazy video love affair until this Fortnite shit’s done
Kansas City
Fats Domino
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
They got a crazy way of loving there and I'm gonna get me one
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine
With my Kansas City baby and a bottle of Kansas City wine
Well, I might take a plane; I might take a train
But if I have to walk, I'm going just the same
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
They got some crazy little women there and I'm gonna get me one
Much to the chagrin of old school ballers, I've never seen Fats Domino a/k/a The Big Dominipede. He passed away fairly recently in 2017. In the late 50's, he appeared at the Twin Coaches in Belle Vernon on 7 different occasions. And he had 9 gigs at the Syria Mosque. Civic Arena twice.
My two other favorite men referred to as "Fat" or "Fats": The legendary pool shark Minnesota Fats and a friend of Les Claypool.
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Question: Which Republican U.S. Senator is the "smarmiest?"
Answer: That's a tough one. Plenty of options here.
Mitch McConnell - welcomes the status of mumbling douchebag, legislative Grim Reaper
Ted Cruz - the ultimate, bullshitting hypocrite
Ron Johnson - Covid denier and conspiracy delusionist. Asshole extraordinaire.
John Kennedy - makes me nauseous with that aloof Southern dumbshit drawl... y'all
Josh Hawley - sycophant Proud Boy who still refers to Trump as the President
But then there's Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina. Little did we know that when he served in the Navy... it was actually "backstage" at a Village People concert.
Trump is ironically distracted while Senator Lindsey Graham expresses his adoration for the Orange Prolapse-in-Chief.
Graham sonofsaf
Graham (Graham) wants a man to bend over Graham (Graham) he’s rather spit than swallow Graham (Graham) has an asshole very hollow Graham (Graham) Graham should abstain there’d be less shame Gold shower rain to ease the pain (pain) Graham (Graham) Graham (Graham) like a dyke but not in vitro Graham (Graham) Orange Prolapse that you will follow Graham (Graham) forty five and show no sorrow Graham (Graham) Graham, lies and whines but thinks he shines Tonic with lime he’ll be snorting’ lines (lines) Graham (Graham) Could he be honest could he be? Honestly honest Abe Could he be an Abe Honest Abe? Honest Abe Honest Abe Is it any wonder we think you’re the worst Graham (Graham) Graham Graham Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool Graham (Graham) Graham really is a silly he-she Thinks he’s living in the fast lane (Lane) Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham Is to blame Is to blame Is to blame… Feeling so gay
Fame David Bowie
Fame (fame) makes a man take things over Fame (fame) lets him lose hard to swallow Fame (fame) puts you there where things are hollow Fame (fame) Fame not your brain it's just the flame That puts your change to keep you sane (sane) Fame (fame) Fame (fame) what you like is in the limo Fame (fame) what you get is no tomorrow Fame (fame) what you need you have to borrow Fame (fame) Fame nein it's mine is just his line To bind our time it drives you to crime (crime) Fame (fame) Could it be the best could it be? Really be really babe Could it be my babe could it babe? Could it babe could it babe? Is it any wonder I reject you first Fame (fame) fame fame Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool Fame (fame) Fame bully for you chilly for me Got to get a rain check on pain (Pain) Fame Fame fame fame fame fame Fame fame fame fame fame Fame fame fame fame fame Fame fame fame fame fame Fame fame fame Fame What's your name? What's your name? What's your name?... Feeling so gay
David Bowie:
9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
If you're ever looking for an absolutely killer David Bowie concert w/ some stellar special guests, I highly recommend this 50th Birthday concert from Madison Square Garden (1997). One of the best bootlegs I've ever had the pleasure of illegally downloading.
Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump and Senators Lindsey Graham (R-SC), Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Ted Cruz (R-TX), Ron Johnson (R-WI), John Kennedy (R-LA) and Josh Hawley (R-MO). Honorable mention: Rick Scott (R-FL).
Michigan State Representative Jewell Jones hasn't had a good month. If last month was March Madness, than this month is April Aberration.
He drove his car off a Michigan highway and into a ditch. When the cops showed up, he was allegedly verbally combative with police. Telling them how he runs their budget and was going to "defund their asses." So naturally they tased and pepper-sprayed him. Which immediately translates into "resisting arrest." Not only that, but a female passenger, who puked all over the place, emerged from the car with her pants down. He ended up blowing a 1.9 BAC. And then later, a 1.7. Still twice the legal limit. And oh yeah, officers confiscated a loaded gun too.
Dedicated to Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Hey, get on this shit and help a brotha out!
Jewell Jones sonofsaf
Well, it’s the fake news game Black man arrested in Michigan Drinkin’s all the rage Drunker than a skunk for shame
Because he’s not that lame And the cops like to do some roughin’ He fights back with some lines Accusations you know he’ll blame
Here’s to all the girls we exchange glances Sometimes it even leads to romances Don’t you believe in second chances Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why does shit happen? Because shit happens Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Police don’t play nice When they handle us their effort is rougher It’s qualified immunity Oh the sacrifice
Well, you should stay concise Rather than haul your ass off to prison It’s the guns that give them power And gives them the right
Here’s to all the girls we exchange glances Sometimes it even leads to romances Don’t you believe in second chances Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why does shit happen? Because shit happens Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones Why does shit happen?
(deliberately omitted extended rap)
Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why does shit happen? Because shit happens Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why does shit happen? Because shit happens Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why does shit happen? Because shit happens Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why does shit happen? Because shit happens Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Why do you fear? Cops in the rear Jewell Jones Jewell Jones
Roll The Bones Rush
Well, you can stake that claim Good work is the key to good fortune Winners take that praise Losers seldom take that blame
If they don't take that game And sometimes the winner takes nothing We draw our own designs But fortune has to make that frame
We go out in the world and take our chances Fate is just the weight of circumstances That's the way that Lady Luck dances Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones Roll the bones
Faith is cold as ice Why are little ones born only to suffer For the want of immunity Or a bowl of rice?
Well, who would hold a price On the heads of the innocent children If there's some immortal power To control the dice?
We come into the world and take our chances Fate is just the weight of circumstances That's the way that lady luck dances Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones Why does it happen?
(Omitted rap yo.)
Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones Roll the bones
Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Roll the bones
Rush:
Rush, 6-1-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
Rush, 8-6-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Rush, 5-31-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Rush, 6-25-07, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
I opted to skip a Rush concert in the fall of 2010 at Consol Energy Center. Instead, I attended a seminar at the University of Pittsburgh featuring my favorite asymmetric warfare specialist John Robb. Did I make the right choice? He was predictably interesting, but ten years later, I reflect back... and must reluctantly concede that I screwed up. Should have gone to the arena. Rush has since retired and I never got to see them play indoors.
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Fascinating to watch how the Floridian Cyber Ninjas have secretly and stealthily invaded a Phoenix arena in a physical attempt to verify democracy. They're recounting the votes. And you wouldn't believe "the things" they're finding. It's unbelievable. One thing's for certain. When the "audacious audit" is all said and done, we're gonna find out that the Orange Prolapse actually won the state of Arizona... by a lot! Startling, eh? Then, I imagine the Ninjas will dexterously regroup and head to other states where Trump lost by narrow margins. Next stop on the mercenary express might be neighboring Georgia.
I actually checked their website. Aside from the curious background pictures of swords and nunchucks, I noticed something unusual. The company doesn't have a physical address. Not even a city or P.O. Box. This company has no headquarters. The website doesn't mention its number of employees. Profit and/or revenue? Nope. Testimonials from satisfied customers? Nope.
The most you get is an unconvincing phone number. 941-3-NINJAS. And a picture of some creepy, masked up, online pedophile.
Amazing how the Cyber Ninjas, founded in 2021 of course, managed to acquire such a prestigious contract. A tribute to their greatness I suppose. Hey, they're a great company.
Just for the record, Biden defeated McClown by 45,109 votes in the state of Arizona. I'm assuming the Cyber Ninjas will discover a hidden tranche of Trump votes, probably from a nearby Del Taco dumpster. But how many votes? That is the question. Hmm, I'd lay odds on that figure naturally being 45,110.
In the interest of competent transparency, you'd think that the Ninjas might be interested in verifying a few other statewide office elections. But nope. This select breed of internet warrior only seems to find his/her inspiration and motivation when it comes to the Orange Prolapse. Silly Ninjas, chad is for kids.
Cyber Ninjas sonofsaf
Chasin’ votes to taste Stormy Daniels Best where in the end the votes are few Cryin’ margin to shave comes with the pitfalls Stop the cred, stop the steal and choose
Thank you for your crime, Arizona Thank you for the Gingrich ass of Newt So I’m gonna exert beyond the pale Let’s hope they smoke weed and start anew
But come out, come out west Cyber Ninjas Come out, let’s get wild, fuck you Come out, come on out, to Maricopa Rules we’ll rape what have you got to lose
Yeah, I want you to come out, come out west Cyber Ninjas
I want you to come out, come out west Cyber Ninjas I want you come out, let’s get wild, I beg you I want you come out, let’s get wild to Maricopa Rules we’ll rape what have you got to lose
But come out, come out west Cyber Ninjas Come out, come on out, I beg Come out, come on west, to Maricopa Rules we’ll rape what have you got to lose
Sweet Virginia Rolling Stones
Wadin' through the waste stormy winter And there's not a friend to help you through Tryin' to stop the waves behind your eyeballs Drop your reds, drop your greens and blues
Thank you for your wine, California Thank you for your sweet and bitter fruits Yes I got the desert in my toenail And I hid the speed inside my shoe
But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia Come on, honey child, beg you Come on, come on down, you got it in ya Got to scrape the shit right off your shoes
Yeah, I want you to come on, come on down Sweet Virginia
I want you to come on, come on down Sweet Virginia I want you come on, honey child, I beg you I want you come on, honey child you got it in you Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes
But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia Come on, come on down, I beg Come on, come on down, you got it in you Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes
Rolling Stones:
9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN
Do not share this information with Cyber Ninjas "principle consultant" Doug Logan, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or anyone who officially oversaw the 2020 election.
I always thought Dave Chappelle would be a good candidate to broach my concerns regarding the prospect of a "dominipede" (domino stampede). Mostly because this particular asymmetric cyberthreat is entirely undiscussable. And if there's one person who's willing to embrace "the undiscussable," it's gotta be Dave Chappelle. Granted, his material's usually in the realm of race relations. But I think he could bridge the gap and convincingly pull it off. After all, the info's grounded in situational awareness and fundamental human rights. That shit's right up his alley.
Now from a career perspective, it probably wouldn't be an ideal move. I seriously doubt his agent would approve. But like I was saying... if there's one celebrity who'd be willing to take a sociological risk, it's him. And he recently started doing these podcasts too. In which case, you're always looking for fresh material. Honestly though, the timing couldn't be any better. As venue attendance (arenas, ballparks, stadiums, etc.) is gradually, albeit agonizingly, starting to spring back to life.
Every once in a while, Chappelle is spotted in Wheeling (my buddy Kropp-kick cooked him up some take out from the Alpha a few years ago). Him and his family live near Antioch University in the unlikely location of Yellow Springs, Ohio. Straight shot on I-70 in less than 3 hours. I visited their campus back in 1988 but ended enrolling at the University of Dayton. Crazy to think of how different my life would've been had I gone to Antioch. Then again, you can make that exact same argument regarding just about any major decision of consequence.
Dave Chappelle sonofsaf
Mankind’s people are so untoward Crack a few jokes to settle the score God damn Donald Trump’s nose sure did grow Forty-five prolapse colored orange to show
Life is funny money to lend Life is a missile with much to defend, Do not worry, no need to pray Dave Chappelle’s got a lot to say
Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle.
Hangin’ lowly big con all the while Long red ties have never been in style Fat ass blowin’ not payin’ his dues, Vote for his shit what have you got lose?
Saggy buttocks look like rump roast Morbid obesity ain’t somethin’ to boast Let out a loud fart, oh what the hell Searchin’ for freedom so you’re ringin’ those bells.
Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle.
Never paid for all my crimes Stormy was hardcore I’d like to fuck her one time more Whoa! Mike Cohen is forced to defend, That Jew’s gonna get fried again, again!
Baby got back McRib will explain Pro rasslin’ bounty Vince McMahon or Shane Makind’s people are so unkind
Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle.
Might as Well Grateful Dead
Great North Special, would you all board You can't find a ride like that no more, The night the chariot swung down low Ninety-nine children had a chance to go.
One long party from front to end Tune to the whistle going round the bend, No great hurry, what do you say? Might as well to be every way.
Might as well, might as well, might as well, might as well, Might as well, might as well, might as well, might as well, Might as well, might as well, might as well.
Ragtime slowly for twenty-five miles Then switch over to the cajun style Bar car blowing rhythm and blues, Rock 'n' roll wailing in the old caboose.
Long train running from coast to coast Bringing home a party when you need it the most Work on the box car, beat on the bell Nothing else shaking so you might just as well.
Might as well, might as well, might as well, might as well, Might as well, might as well, might as well, might as well, Might as well, might as well, might as well.
Never had such a good time in my life before I'd like to have it one time more Whoa! One good ride from start to end, I'd like to take that ride again, again!
Ran out of track and I caught the plane Back in the county with the blues again Great North Special been on my mind
Might as well, might as well, might as well, might as well, Might as well, might as well, might as well, might as well, Might as well, might as well, might as well.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH 10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD ^ 03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS 09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY 06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*
^ - Unexpected song to close out the first set. After the concert, in the Cap Centre parking lot, some flailing hippie skipped by me jubilantly singing "Might As Well." Just a vivid silly memory from 30 years ago.
* - Gate Crasher
Dave Chappelle:
8-30-13, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Feel free to share this material with Dave Chappelle and/or any of his neighbors and friends in Yellow Springs, Ohio. Tell Mr. Chappelle to gimme a ring. I'd be more than happy to zip out, buy him a drink, and fill him in on all the "trivial" details.
