#263. Gene Doin' Time

Good day.  I said good day.

But it wasn't a good day for a powerful Kansas politician.  State Senate leader Gene Suellentrop (R-KS) probably should learn "when to say when."

Shawnee County District Attorney Mike Kagay filed charges against the Wichita fuck:  Eluding or Attempting to Elude Police (Level 9 Felony); Driving Under the Influence (Class 'B' Misdemeanor); Reckless Driving (Unclassified Misdemeanor); Driving the Wrong Way on a Divided Highway (Infraction); and Speeding (Infraction).  But it was the national headline that stole the show... Arrested lawmaker calls officer "Donut Boy."  For the love of Dunkin'!

Dedicated to Mark Madden.  On yesterday's radio sports talk show, he referred to Jalapeno Hannah, one of The Pittsburgh Pirate perogis, as "hardcore Hannah."  He immediately took credit for the trending hashtag... #HardcoreHannah.  

Other proposed names include:

Potato Pete -  Prostrate Pete    

Cheese Chester -  Cum dumpster Chester

Sauerkraut Saul - Shit stain Saul

Oliver Onion - Ostrich fucker Onion

Bacon Burt - Butt plug Burt

Pizza Penny - Poontang Penny

Gene Doin’ Time
sonofsaf

He’ll suck your cock, and he’ll, butter your roll
He fights with his spouse, and that, shit takes a toll
Well, he paid for a whore, her name’s Hannah Hardcore
He broke the law you see, and that's a felony

I hope that he rots (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’ time (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’

DUI is a felony
He is Gene doin’ time
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me

A car is a weapon, drinkin’ and drivin’s fun
He’d blow a radar gun
That jail cell won’t be fun, rerun

I hope that he rots (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’ time (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’

Breaking The Law sung by Judas Priest
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me

I hope that he rots (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’ time (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’

DUI is a felony
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me

Well, drinks flow, well, drinks flow, well, drinks flow
Well, you know, who’s, to blame
But we’re not gonna pray

I hope that he rots (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’ time (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’

Breaking The Law sung by Judas Priest
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me

I hope that he rots (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’ time (He’s gonna rot)
Kansas Gene doin’

Well, DUI is a felony
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me

There’s no doubt, you’ll be defeated
Well, you’ll be tried too, defend and defend, defend and defend

DUI is a felony
Kansas Gene doin’ time
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me
Kansas Gene doin’

Kansas Gene doin’ time, yeah
(He’s gonna rot) Kansas Gene doin’
Breaking The Law sung by Judas Priest
Kansas Gene doin’ time
Glazed donut boy comin’ after me
Kansas Gene doin’ time

Scene of the Crime
Ratt

I want to rock, but you, you dared to roll
I came by your house, but you, you weren't at home
Well, I knock on your door, I hear you beg for more
You broke the law you see, and that's a felony

I think you've been caught (You have been caught)
At the scene of the crime (You have been caught)
At the scene of the

Now I know what you've done to me
At the scene of the crime
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me

I've got me a weapon, got me a loaded gun
You know I'll track you down
And you'll be on the run, no fun

I think you've been caught (You have been caught)
At the scene of the crime (You have been caught)
At the scene of the

You broke the law in the first degree
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me

I think you've been caught (You have been caught)
At the scene of the crime (You have been caught)
At the scene of the

Now I know what you thought of me
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me

Well, I know, well, you know, well, I know
Well, I know, well, your games
And I don't want to play

I think you've been caught (You have been caught)
At the scene of the crime (You have been caught)
At the scene of the

You broke the law in the first degree
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me

I think you've been caught (You have been caught)
At the scene of the crime (You have been caught)
At the scene of the

Well, now I know what you thought of me
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me

You've been out, and I've been cheated
Well, I've been lied to, again and again, again and again

Now I know what you've done to me
At the scene of the crime
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me
At the scene of the

At the scene of the crime, yeah
(You have been caught) At the scene of the
You broke the law in the first degree
At the scene of the crime
Cold blooded bitch goin' out on me
At the scene of the crime

 

Ratt:

7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV (out the crick)

Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:

6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA

Stephen Pearcy:

3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH

Quite possibly the absolute worst concert I've listened to multiple times.  Pearcy sounds really rough.  But he juts sucks you in with that cackling, off-kilter delivery.      

Please do not share this information with Gene Suellentrop (R-KS), Shawnee County District Attorney Mike Kagay, Pittsburgh's Super Genius Mark Madden, Stephen Pearcy, and/or members of the Pittsburgh Pirate pierogi (pronounced Per-OH-hee) team.