With hate crimes on the rise during a global pandemic, and while most Republicans are focused on Jim Crow-styled voter suppression, Governor Kristi Noem is doubling down on anti-transgender legislation. She's obviously searching for that key signature issue which could propel her to victory in a crowded future presidential primary.
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| (Assuming she throws her "cock in the ring," Noem will be begging for an endorsement from the Orange Prolapse.) |
I don't do much in the realm of photoshopping. But here's a proposal. All future digital pictures of Kristi Noem should include a superimposed picture of a small, flaccid penis in the appropriate location. Keep it tasteful though. No hard-ons.
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| (I'm guessing that nobody in this photo has encountered gender identity issues. Just a hunch.) |
Sweet Noem South Dakota
sonofsaf
One, two, three
Fuck it up
Freedom I keep yearnin’
Being transgender is a sin
Givin’ blow jobs with my left hand
South paw Dakoty is my friend and I’m gonna defend, yes
Well I heard Mister Trump likes me for sure
When the Orange Prolapse comes to town
But we hope he ends up dismembered
Us Midwest folk think he is a clown anyhow
Sweet Noem South Dakota
Where the lies are so true
Sweet Noem South Dakota
Lord she’s cumming to fuck you
The Dems they hate me as their governor (boo-hoo-hoo)
Hate me more if I was a Jew
Never too late to discriminate
Do the coloreds bother you?
Voting booth
Sweet Noem South Dakota
Where the lies are so true
Sweet Noem South Dakota
Lord she’s cumming to fuck you
Here I cum, South Dakota
Now Donald Trump has got the Trumpers
And he’s been known to screw ‘em all for you (even Jews)
Lord I’m thinking in as much
I’d suck his dick if I was asked to
But I’d Bobbitt you.
Sweet Noem South Dakota
Where the lies are so true
Sweet Noem South Dakota
Lord she’s cumming to fuck you
Sweet Noem South Dakota (oh, sweet Noem)
Where the lies are so true
Kristi Noem will fuck you
Sweet Noem South Dakota (lordy)
Lord she’s cumming to fuck you, yeah, yeah
My family is the answer
Sweet Home Alabama
Lynyrd Skynyrd
One, two, three
Turn it up
Big wheels keep on turnin'
Carry me home to see my kin
Singin' songs about the south-land
I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm comin' home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo)
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah)
Lord I'm comin' home to you
Here I come, Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm comin' home to you
Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home)
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama (lordy)
Lord I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah
Montgomery's got the answer
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Surprisingly, I've never seen Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert. And they've played Pittsburgh a grand total of 30 times plus a couple shows out Jamboree in 'dem 'der Hills. However, for what it's worth, I have simultaneously scalped and tailgated at a few of them. Just never went inside. Out of all the Star Lake crowds, I'd have to say that Skynyrd was probably the most violent and intoxicated. Long day and night for the Burgettstown division of Blue Lives Matter.
Sweet Noem South Dakota is actually my second parody of Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama." I'm also responsible for "Slave State Panorama" which is equally abhorrent.
Feel free to share this information with Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD).
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