#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem

Governor Kristi Noem is well known for her anti-transgender legislation.  Praised by the diehard evangelicals, it's likely her most prominent achievement.  But what if she was the one with a dick?  And balls?  Seminal vesicle, vas deferens, and so on and so forth.  

Well, let's just say that her secret's out.  Yep.  Kristi Noem is a he-she.  I always thought it was a curious coincidence that Kristi is the "Pat" porn star equivalent  (Patrick/Patricia) of (Chris/Christina).

Dedicated to the estimated .06% of the population.  The roughly 2 million transgendered individuals in the United States (out of roughly 331 million).      

Who Says You Can’t Blow Noem
sonofsaf

Your transgendered fears are all part of the human race
It’s a genital thing that we cannot erase
Doesn’t help if you pray you know her secret’s she has a bone
Sexual fog she should atone
But she won’t end up in jail like Michael Cohen
So she jacked a porn show and smashed the shit that she was sold

She’s just scared, not fat
But she has a dick the truth she’s always known
Doin’ time, defending the Orange Prolapse and his bone
Who says you can't blow Noem?

Who says you can't blow Noem?
There's only one place that will make her moan and groan
Below the belt boy it’s her favorite zone
Who says you can't blow Noem?
Who says you can’t go black?
They got the much bigger poles and that’s a matter of fact
It’s just a monster dildo for her hole
Who says you can't blow Noem?
It's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight

She tried to remove the wood
Hide it with leather and lace
The restrooms were a time when she had that distaste
Having’ a million sperm ain’t a disease to decode
The orgasms she fakes, Elaine Benes is her clone
You take the Noem and annoy
But not the toy from the Noem
These are the meats, her secret’s she has a bone
Who says you can't blow Noem?

Who says you can't blow Noem?
There's only one place that will make her moan and groan
Below the belt boy it’s her favorite zone
Who says you can't blow Noem?
Who says you can't blow Noem?
They got the much bigger poles and that’s a matter of fact
It’s just a monster dildo for her hole
Who says you can't blow Noem?
It's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight
Who says you can't blow Noem?
It's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight, it's so tight
Who says you can't blow Noem?

She’s been scared, not fat, and she wants to go black
The honor will bestowed
It’s all the libtard left, the people she’ll oppose

It doesn't matter who you are
It doesn't matter who you blow
Tribulations and trials we pray and they all take a heavy load
Stick it in, stick it deep in her asshole
Who says you can't blow Noem?

Who Says You Can’t Go Home
Bon Jovi

I spent twenty years trying to get out of this place
I was looking for something I couldn't replace
I was running away from the only thing I've ever known
Like a blind dog without a bone
I was a gypsy lost in the twilight zone
I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold

I been there, done that
But I ain't looking back on the seeds I've sown
Saving dimes, spending too much time on the telephone
Who says you can't go home?

Who says you can't go home?
There's only one place they call me one of their own
Just a hometown boy born a rolling stone
Who says you can't go home?
Who says you can't go back?
I been all around the world, and as a matter of fact
There's only one place left I want to go
Who says you can't go home?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright

I went as far as I could
I tried to find a new face
There isn't one of these lines that I would erase
I lived a million miles of memories on that road
With every step I take, I know that I'm not alone
You take the home from the boy
But not the boy from his home
These are my streets, the only life I've ever known
Who says you can't go home?

Who says you can't go home?
There's only one place they call me one of their own
Just a hometown boy born a rolling stone
Who says you can't go home?
Who says you can't go home?
I been all around the world, and as a matter of fact
There's only one place left I want to go
Who says you can't go home?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't go home?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't go home?

I been there, done that, and I ain't looking back
It's been a long, long road
Feels like I never left, that's how the story goes

It doesn't matter where you are
It doesn't matter where you go
If it's a million miles away or just ten miles up the road
Take it in, take it with you when you go
Who says you can't go home?

Bon Jovi:

7-14-85, Wheeling, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
2-11-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-23-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
4-5-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

Please do not share this information with Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD) and/or anyone who identifies as transgendered.