sonofsaf: #254. Woody And The Jets

Tuesday, April 06, 2021

#254. Woody And The Jets

The worst emotional pain ever felt by Donald Trump? It's gotta be when he tried to buy the Buffalo Bills in 2014. But Roger Goodell and the NFL owners laughed him out of the room. Being unanimously rejected by the true, entertainment elites must have been a significant blow to that inflated ego. That... and Stormy Daniels mocking his tiny mushroom dick.

(Jets co-owner Woody Johnson shows Trump what the inside of an owner's box looks like.)

The only reason I mention any of this is because Jets QB Sam Darnold was just traded to the Carolina Panthers. There was an outside chance he might have signed with Pittsburgh.

Woody Johnson is an heir to big pharma's Johnson & Johnson. Also, he deservedly served as UK Ambassador (2017-2021) during the reign of the Orange Prolapse.

Woody and the Jets
Sonofsaf

Hey fans, have you seen the weather
The football’s made for rushing
Made of imitation leather
We’ll steal the show on Thursday night, it’s goin’ down
You're gonna need the therapeutics
Injuries abound

Say, offense and defense, have you shown up yet?
Ooh, and the special teams, W-W-W-Woody and the Jets
Oh but they stink and the shitter’s full
Oh Bennie those porta-a-jons
He's got the loudest toot, the run’n’shoot
Ambassador to the Donald Machine, ohh-oh
W-W-W-Woody and the Jets

Hey fans, your owner leaves me speechless
Hey there absent minded
Cuz Woody is so brainless
Can’t be denied, even heard he wears a thong
When we drive thru Arby’s and get the meats
To find he’s white with no dong

Oh, offense and defense, have you shown up yet?
Oh, and the special teams, W-W-W-Woody and the Jets
Oh but they stink and the shitter’s full
Oh Bennie those porta-a-jons
He's got the loudest toot, the run’n’shoot
Ambassador to the Donald Machine, ohh-oh
W-W-W-Woody and the Jets

Oh, offense and defense, have you shown up yet?
Oh, and the special teams, W-W-W-Woody and the Jets
Oh but they stink and the shitter’s full
Oh Bennie those porta-a-jons
He's got the loudest toot, the run’n’shoot
Ambassador to the Donald Machine, ohh-oh
W-W-W-Woody and the Jets

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Bennie & the Jets
Elton John

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh-oh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

Oh Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh they're so weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh-oh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

Oh Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh-oh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

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Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets
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