#245. JuJu Just Wants To Have Fun

I've seen a few of the JuJu Smith-Schuster TikTok videos.  The innovative dance moves, the Corvette calisthenics and scantily clad workout videos, the tug of war with a lion from the Pittsburgh Zoo, etc.  But I really don't make watching them a habit.

(JuJu and Eric Safron, er uh, Ebron.  Hey, it could have been worse.  At least we were up big in the 4th.)

Local sports talk phenom Mark Madden really takes his antics personally.  So here's an idea.  The Super Genius should consider turning the tables on JuJu... and "out-celebretizing" him.  Maybe hire someone to do some copycat, deep fake videos of him doing JuJu reenactments.  Now granted, considering the mammoth physique discrepancy and skin color variation, this would likely require a team of the best computer programming experts that Carnegie Mellon University has to offer.   But it'd definitely be worth the cost of admission. 

Thank god the internet is free.  This coming from your friendly neighborhood atheist.

 

 

JuJu Just Wants To Have Fun
sonofsaf
 
Pittsburgh’s home, on a yinzer night
Mike Tomlin says "When you gonna play the game right?"
Oh Rooney here, you are a son of a gun
And JuJu, he wants to have fun
Oh JuJu just wants to have fun...
Chicken wings, from Big Shot Bob’s tonight
The poultry asks “Do you wanna spice up your life?”
Oh Rooney here, he wants a fish sandwich bun
But JuJu he wants to have fun
Oh JuJu just wants to have
That's all he really wants
Some fun
He should catch the ball and run
Oh JuJu, he wants to have fun
Ho hoo JuJu just wants to have (JuJu) fun (he wants)
(Wants to have fun)
(JuJu)
(Wants to have)

The toys of the media social
Are the ways to meet and impress all of the girls
Oh can I switch from nineteen to number one
Oh JuJu just wants to have fun
Ho hoo JuJu just wants to have fun
That's all he really wants
Is some fun
He should catch the ball and run
Oh JuJu, just wants to have fun
Oh JuJu just wants to have (JuJu) fun (he wants)
(Wants to have fun)
(JuJu)
(Wants to have)
He just wants, he just wants to (JuJu)
He just wants, he just wants to (JuJu just wants to have fun)
Oh JuJu
JuJu just wants to have fun
(Just wants, he just wants to)
He just wants to, he just wants to (JuJu)
He just wants, he just wants to (JuJu just wants to have fun)
JuJu, JuJu just wants to have fun
He should catch the
He should catch the ball and run
Oh, he should catch the ball and run
Oh, JuJu
JuJu just wants to have fun
He just wants, he just wants to (JuJu)
He just wants, he just wants to (JuJu just wants to have fun)
Oh, JuJu
JuJu just wants to have fun
(He just wants to, he just wants to)
He should catch the
He should catch the ball and run (he just wants, he just wants to)
Oh, he should catch the ball and run (oh, JuJu)
(JuJu just wants to have fun)
(He just wants, he just wants to)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Cyndi Lauper
 
I come home, in the mornin' light
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun...
The phone rings, in the middle of the night
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Ho hoo girls just wanna have (girls) fun (they want)
(Wanna have fun)
(Girls)
(Wanna have)

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest o' the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Ho hoo girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Is some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have (girls) fun (they want)
(Wanna have fun)
(Girls)
(Wanna have)
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls
Girls just wanna have fun
(Just want, they just wanna)
They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Girls, girls just wanna have fun
When the workin'
When the workin' day is done
Oh, when the workin' day is done
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun
(They just wanna, they just wanna)
When the workin'
When the working day is done (they just want, they just wanna)
Oh, when the working day is done (oh, girls)
(Girls just wanna have fun)
(They just want, they just wanna)

Cyndi Lauper:

8-11-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (Opened for Rod Stewart.  She should writing a song about psoriasis and call it "Cosentyx."  (Fans would be exiting the venue... "Oh yeah, Cyndi gave us a Cosentyx encore.  Totally bad ass!  Epic!).

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