#285. Ukraine

Vladmir Putin's been amassing troops at the Ukraine/Russian border.  Military Theory 101: if you're gonna occupy a country, it's best to stage the invasion during a global pandemic when every nationb around the world is preoccupied with their own problems.

Regardless of what transpires, it's an inevitable talking point for the Orange Prolapse.  He'll almost certainly begin issuing statements about his wonderful relationship with Putin.  And that Russia and the rest of the world see Biden as weak.  And how any hypothetical attacks on Ukraine, and accompanying loss of life, would never have occurred under a second Trump administration.

Keep in mind, during the 4 year reign of Trump, McOgre l'orange did zilch regarding the 2014 annexation of Crimea.  However, rumor has it that he did consider awarding a Presidential Medal of Freedom to this guy...

 ... but that's about it.

 

Ukraine
sonofsaf

If you’re Putin’ out, you gotta stand up and shout, Ukraine
If you’re feelin’ low down, kickin’ ground and pound, Ukraine

Why you cry, why you cry, why you cry,
Ukraine

If you don’t accuse, you’ll let Navalny choose, Ukraine
From the Caspian, and at the crack of dawn Ukraine

Why you cry, why you cry, why you cry,
Ukraine

If you’re pro-Russian, but you’re key heaven (Kiev’n) on, Ukraine
Now you gotta act, it’s time to attack, Ukraine

Why you cry, why you cry, why you cry,
Ukraine

Why you cry, why you cry, why you cry,
Ukraine

Cocaine
Eric Clapton

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, cocaine
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine 

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