The hate state, er uh, great state of Alabama gets a brand new United States Senator in 2022. Conventional wisdom is that the Republican candidate, regardless of who it is, will sail to victory. This time, Democrats won't be able to rely on running against a judicial geezing, mall-stalking, perverted pedophile like the dishonorable Roy Moore.
Congressional asshole Morris "call me Mo" Brooks (R-AL) has the endorsement of the Orange Prolapse and will almost certainly be the Republican nominee.
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| (Mo Brooks smiles at something that vaguely resembles a rugged Trump-like constituent) |
Democrats don't stand much of a chance. Well, unless they were to use some of my "garden Mo variety variations" in their attack ads.
Everyday I Fight Mo Brooks (Elvis Costello parody)
They Hate Mo (Ozzy Osbourne parody)
... likely more to come.
Feel free to sing any of these songs on the Birmingham karaoke circuit.
sonofsaf
He’s so fucked up
Doesn’t have a heart
Some sure think he is gay
Loves cock a la carte
Now he’s a birther quack
A total jack ass
And you should know his name
It’s a Morris Brooks attack
He’s got the Brooks that kill
That kill
He’s got a seat to fill
To fill
He’s Morris Brooks
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
He’s a total goof
He wants a dragon queen
He is not a Jew
He’s a Covid machine
He lurches far right
Proud Boy is prouder and prouder
He’s got a bunch of dildo toys
Oh, he uses on the hour
He’s got the Brooks that kill
That kill
He’s got a seat to fill
To fill
He’s Morris Brooks
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s Morris Brooks
He’s so fucked up
Doesn’t have a heart
Some sure think he is gay
Loves cock a la carte
Now he’s a birther quack
Total jack ass
And you should know his name
A Morris Brooks attack
He’s got the Brooks that kill
That kill
He’s got a seat to fill
To fill
He’s Morris Brooks
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
He’s got the Brooks that kill
He’s got a seat to fill
Looks That Kill
Motley Crue
Now, listen up
She's a razor sharp
If she don't get her way
She'll slice you apart
Now she's a cool, cool black
She moves like a cat
If you don't get her game
Well, you might not make it back
She's got the looks that kill
That kill
She got the looks that kill
That kill
She's got the look
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
Now she's bulletproof
She keeps her motor clean
And believe me, you
She's a number thirteen
The church strikes midnight
She's lookin' louder and louder
She's gonna turn on your juice, boy
Oh, then she turns on the power
She's got the looks that kill
That kill
She got the looks that kill
That kill
She's got the look
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got the look
Now, listen up
She's a razor sharp
If she don't get her way
She'll slice you apart
Now she's a cool, cool black
Move like a cat
If you don't get her game
You might not make it back
She's got the looks that kill
That kill
She got the looks that kill
That kill
She's got the look
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
She's got looks that kill
Motley Crue:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Please do not share this information with Congressman Mo Brooks (R-AL), creepy Roy Moore, and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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| (One of the better memes from 2020.) |
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