sonofsaf: #252. Gonzaga Ga Ga

Tuesday, April 06, 2021

#252. Gonzaga Ga Ga

March Madness alert from about a decade ago. Back in 2012, Mason and I hit up the second round at Consol Energy Center for Gonzaga vs. West Virginia. The Mountaineers got clobbered 77 to 54.

My sign "Gonzaga Has Gonorrhea" did little to buoy the spirits of my fellow Mountaineers. At the time, I was enamored with the concept of some diehard Bulldog fans making the long flight in from Spokane, Washington. What if, by chance, it was a couple who had previously been impacted by any venereal disease. Hey, fun fact for ya. Twenty million new STD cases reported every year. An even better sign would've been...

If you think Gonzaga

Has Gonorrhea...

CLAP your hands.

Gonorrhea is often referred to as "the clap."

Fast forward to 2021, Gonzaga had the opportunity to put together an undefeated season (32-0)... but they lost in the final to Baylor 86-70, heaping shame upon themselves and anything "zag" related. Including Zig Zag rolling papers, Zagnut candy bars, and Scary Spice whose sole purpose in life was to "zig a zig ahh."

I place all of the blame entirely on this dude for wearing a head band. He shalt be forever known as "flexing honky." Not to sound critical, but what a Zag-Off.

Gonzaga Ga Ga
sonofsaf

Pick up your phone and say what’s right
Tell all your friends we bought the fight
And Willy Wonk Oompa Loompa
We bulldogged them all Gonzaga

We played them all we watched in bars
We fucked the girls penetrated far
We drank carafes, and Frenched our fries
We stopped the steals we’ll never die

So fuck those bums they’re all young boys
The little kids who always annoy
They all will pay, the blow job fare
With great disdain and short shorts Nair

You wrote a rhyme, you took a shower
You gyro’d lambs you are not cowards
Gonzaga (Gonzaga)

All we hear is Gonzaga ga ga
Gonzaga goo goo
Gonzaga ga ga
All we hear is Gonzaga ga ga
Gonzaga blah blah
Gonzaga, what's new?
Gonzaga, Hitler hated Jews

We coked the nose, we caned the bars
Porn videos for hours and hours
The dark web feed is sometimes queer
The Bulldog fangs your greatest fear

So if you ever shit Depends
From chicken wings, menu we defend
‘Cause Trump’s a clown, and he might diss you
He says your fired this zombie ritual

You wrote a rhyme, you took a shower
You gyro’d lambs you are not cowards
Gonzaga (Gonzaga)

All we hear is Gonzaga ga ga
Gonzaga goo goo
Gonzaga ga ga
All we hear is Gonzaga ga ga
Gonzaga goo goo
Gonzaga ga ga
All we hear is Gonzaga ga ga
Gonzaga blah blah
Gonzaga, what's new?
Hitler hated Jews

You wrote a rhyme, you took a shower
You gyro’d lambs you are not cowards
Gonzaga (Gonzaga)

Radio Ga Ga
Queen

I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And everything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars
You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know, or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there

You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio, what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you

We watch the shows, we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave, old friend
Like all good things, on you we depend
So stick around, 'cause we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual

You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio, what's new?
Someone still loves you

You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio (radio)