Out of all the Republican clowns running for President, I think Nikki Haley stands the best shot to actually defeat Joe Biden.
Why would the Orange Prolapse take a dump... with his clothes on? |
Unfortunately for Haley, independent voters will play the decisive role in 2024. And she's firmly positioned herself as an incontrovertible loser regarding the two major hot-button social issues. Guns and abortion. Immigration and the Southern border is still a wildcard.
But in all candor, all Nikki Haley would need, or Trump for that matter as well, is a 9/11-type black swan event that would result in the immediate resignation of Joe Biden. Then, it's Haley or Trump vs. Kamala. Think about it.
Hint #1: Eight NFL games being played concurrently with 15 MLB games. Timing.
Hint #2: A generic hypothetical scenario --- the internet being saturated and bombarded with phony AI generated video clips of hijacked planes hitting stadiums and ballparks, viral bomb threats, active shooter alerts, etc.
Hint #3: Wireless hyper-connective environments in multiple Tier Level 1 Department of Homeland Security locations. Many of them with 1,000+ WiFi hubs in a quarter square mile.
Hint #4: Everyone has a cell phone.
Hint #5: Line of sight, panic & herding instincts.
Hint #6: Undiscussibility regarding outdated emergency evac protocol and a universal unwillingness to challenge the status quo.
Hint #7: The discernible inevitability of an AI generated, social media-driven, mass casualty event.
Hint #8: The cellular equivalent of "shouting FIRE in a crowded theater." Artificially generated stampedes, dominipede, viral blitzkrieg, etc.
Hint #9: Asymmetric cyber-threats and the next stage of generational warfare (mass, decentralized killing without conventional weapons)
Hint #10: Hubris, plausible deniability, hypothetical litigation concerns, $$$, etc.
I could list another 100 hints. But if you don't get the gist of what I'm inferring here...
October 1, 2023 around 3pm.
Meanwhile everyone's worried about a government shutdown and whether or not Taylor Swift attends the Chiefs/Jets game at MetLife Stadium (chapter 9). Yep, sounds about right.
Gimme a fuckin' break!
Birdbrain
sonofsaf
Forty-five adorer
Coup d’etat’s the plan
Asshole cannot be best ‘cause Stormy has a chest
But me I ain’t a Donald Trump fan
Lying about the election
Insurrection crimes
And I know this fuckin’ could sound terse
But Donald’s toupee’s a disguise
Birdbrain
Birdbrain
Birdbrain
Now Trump is quite a wanker
And Junior is a jerk
Ending our democracy ain’t funny
Maybe Kristi Noem he’ll bork
Donald is a liar
Maybe even gay
He is the ultimate piece of fuckin’ shit
Has dandruff uses Head’n Shoulders ‘cause P&G let’s pray
Birdbrain
Birdbrain
Birdbrain
Lake Tahoe’s the place for romancing
It’s a resort where you can bork
‘Cause the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers
Only want Melania to squirt
Congresswoman Greene shows no restraint
Congresswoman Boebert always lies
Their toilets are a fuckin’ royal flush
And it makes me wanna cry
Stormy D.’s cunt queefed out a fart
McDonald’s with their quarter pound of bullshit
Kushner’s a cunt who’s eatin’ a la carte
She shouldn’t want to be a clown that fakes it
Birdbrain
Birdbrain Birdbrain
Birdbrain Birdbrain
Birdbrain Birdbrain
Birdbrain, oh my Birdbrain
Sweet Jane
The Velvet Underground
Standing on the corner
Suitcase in my hand
Jack is in his corset and Jane is in her vest
And me I'm in a rock and roll band
Riding in a Stutz Bearcat Jim
Those were different times
And the poets studied rules of verse
And all the ladies rolled there eyes
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Now Jack he is a banker
And Jane she is a clerk
And they're both saving up all their money
And when they come home from work
Sitting by the fire
Radios a-play
A little classical music for you kids
To the march of the wooden soldiers and you can hear Jack say
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Some people like to go out dancing
Other people they got to work
And there's always some evil mothers
I tell you life is just full of dirt
And the women never really faint
And the villains always blink their eyes
And children are the only ones that blush
And that life is just to die
But anyone who had a heart
He wouldn't want to turn around and break it
And anyone who ever played a part
He wouldn't want to turn around and hate it
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane, oh my sweet Jane
Love this song. My favorite name for a girl is... drumroll please... Jane. Very girl-next-doorish.
From 1973 to 1986, Lou Reed played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never seen him.
The Big Lie 100: (#1247)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)