#2028. CUM

Metal Male recently messaged me this endearing pic.  

 

You can't help but notice how the Orange Prolapse is constantly portraying himself as some kind of quasi-messianic poli-savior. 

A rare "Trump Gunt" spotted on Liberty Avenue.

 

#HeIsTreason

 

 

CUM
sonofsaf

Trump is a cunt
But Trump we’ll defend
Trump has a gunt
It’s time to indict
Stormy was fun
But Lake Tahoe’s done
Trump wants to cum

Orange Prolapse is crappy
Donald is crappy
Donald is crappy
Donald is crappy

Trump is a joke
Ivanka’s a Jew
Country’s for sale
The Saudis will do
We’re a playground
With Donald and crowds
Come watch the clown

You’re gonna bend over
Gonna bend over
Gonna bend over
Gonna bend over

Lick a cunt, fuck it deep
All the way, Stormy D.
Case adjourned, what the fuck
Overturn, election

Trump is a cunt
But Trump we’ll defend
Trump has a gunt
It’s time to indict
Stormy was fun
But Lake Tahoe’s done
Trump wants to cum

Orange Prolapse is crappy
Donald is crappy
Donald is crappy
Donald is crappy

Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum
Trump wants to cum

 

Dumb
Nirvana

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb

Or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down

And have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover

Skin the sun, fall asleep
Wish away, the soul is cheap
Lesson learned, wish me luck
Soothing burn, wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb

Or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb

 

My second parody of Dumb.  A few months ago, I penned #1761.  Blum.  Regarding former Congressman Rodney Blum (R-IA).  

Nirvana played the Burgh twice (1989 & 1991).  Didn't see 'em.  Hard to believe it's been two decades since Kurt Cobain killed himself.  Time flies.

The Big Lie 100: (#1184)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

 

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

 

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

 

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

 

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

 

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

 

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

 

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

 

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

 

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

 

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

 

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

 

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

 

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

 

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

 

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

 

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

 

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

 

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

 

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

 

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)

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