#2017. Robert T. Bigelow

Robert T. Bigelow is the billionaire owner of the Budget Suites hotel chain.

He's also obsessed with building a "bouncy house" on the International Space Station.  Could be worse I suppose.  What if he was purely focused on the manufacturing and production of a perpetual Orange Prolapse licking machine?

Bigelow's a major contributor to the sagging Ron DeSantis 2024 presidential campaign.

Robert T. Bigelow
sonofsaf

Claim to fame, he’s spreading the fake news yo
Claim to fame he’s cryin’ the blues
Claim to fame, a shithead and retardo
Claim to fame, ballots are bamboo

Stormy’s sleazy she’d even fuck Muslims
Stormy’s sleazy to lay down with a clown
Stormy’s sleazy she’d fuck in Lake Tahoe
Stormy’s sleazy Big Macs all around

Stormy’s fucked so fucked up
Stormy’s fucked
Stormy’s fucked so screwed up
Stormy’s not a Jew

Claim to fame, he’s spreading the fake news yo
Claim to fame he’s cryin’ the blues
Claim to fame, a shithead and retardo
Claim to fame, ballots are bamboo

Claim to fame, he’s spreading the fake news yo
Claim to fame he’s cryin’ the blues
Claim to fame, a shithead and retardo
Claim to fame, ballots are bamboo

 

Moving In Stereo
The Cars

Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo
Life's the same except for my shoes
Life's the same, you're shaking like tremolo
Life's the same, it's all inside you

It's so easy to blow up your problems
It's so easy to play up your breakdown
It's so easy to fly through a window
It's so easy to fool with the sound

It's so tough to get up
It's so tough
It's so tough to live up
It's so tough on you

Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo
Life's the same except for my shoes
Life's the same, you're shaking like tremolo
Life's the same, it's all inside you

Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo
Life's the same except for my shoes
Life's the same, you're shaking like tremolo
Life's the same, it's all inside you

 

My second parody of "Moving In Stereo."  A couple years ago I penned #348.  Calling Him Oreo.  (about South Carolina Senator Tim Scott)

From 1978 to 1987, The Cars drove to the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Never saw 'em.  

The Big Lie 100: (#1173)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

 

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

 

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

 

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

 

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

 

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

 

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

 

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

 

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

 

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

 

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

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