#2024. Donald's Arraignment

The bad news?  Trump and 18 others just got indicted for election interference in Georgia.

 

The good news?  I just got a list of 18 fresh names to parody. 

So, the Witch Hunt continues! 19 people Indicated tonight, including the former President of the United States, me, by an out of control and very corrupt District Attorney who campaigned and raised money on, “I will get Trump.” ---- straight outta the Orange Prolapse

I don't know about you.  But I hate it when so many people get Indicated.

 

 

Donald’s Arraignment
sonofsaf

Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Trump’s a faggot!

Forty-five’s a retard
Is it any wonder
Why he’s so bad
An asshole enemy

Not an insurrection
Just Stormy’s affection
Mushroom sucked
He was the scum of D.C.

Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Yeah, yeah
Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Yeah, yeah
Trump’s a faggot!

(Ouuuuuuuu-oh-ouuuuuu-ouuuu)

Forty-five’s a retard
McDonald’s full of lard
Jared Jew
Kushner is sore

Mar-A-Lago fascist
What the Orange Prolapse is
Stormy D.’s thong
A pornographic whore

Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Yeah, yeah
Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Yeah, yeah
Trump’s a faggot!

(Forty-five’s a liar)

Lake Tahoe endeavor
Stormy D.  was wetter
The toilet stall
Shit and piss comply

Wife’s a Euro-anus
Anal isn’t painless
The Donald’s so fat
Spread the big lie

Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Yeah, yeah
Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Yeah, yeah

Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Trump’s a faggot!

Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Donald’s arraignment
Donald got caught!
Yeah, yeah
Trump’s a faggot!

 

That's Entertainment
Powerman 5000

What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's what we got!

Check out all these rock stars
Come on watch them suffer
So very sad
And I hope you agree

Not enough attention
Oh and did I mention?
Life is tough
Mr. Platinum CD

What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!

(Ouuuuuuuu-oh-ouuuuuu-ouuuu)

Look at all the pop stars
Thinkin' that they're in charge
Let's see who's
The biggest whore

Come on shake your asses
All made for the masses
You write the songs
I'll lip-sync it on tour

What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!

(Set your soul on fire)

People come together
Nothing lasts forever
Consume it all
And we will supply

Life is for the famous
Fools and all the shameless
And everything that
Money can buy

What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
Yeah, yeah

What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!

What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's entertainment
What have we got?
Yeah, yeah
That's what we've got!

Damn, these guys are the epitome of a bad hangover.   Pure headache material.  I'm reluctant to call them musicians. 

From 1997 to the present, Powerman 5000 has powered their way into the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.

Powerman 5000:

8-18-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Korn)

The Big Lie 100: (#1180)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

 

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

 

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

 

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

 

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

 

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

 

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

 

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

 

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

 

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

 

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

 

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

 

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

 

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

 

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

 

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

 

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

 

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