#2011. Taylor Greene

Following the third indictment of the Orange Prolapse, Marjorie Taylor Greene a/k/a the Greene Prolapse made some truly irksome comments.

Flooding our democracy... with a flood of blood.

Don’t worry about Donald Trump’s third criminal indictment, Marjorie Taylor Greene told Republicans because "God has plans."

"Ignore the news."

"It is worrisome about what’s going to happen in our future, but I always have hope.  It’s important that we put full faith and hope in God and not anything that we see in the headlines and not anything that we see happening in the news."

"Our real hope needs to be in God.  And Jesus Christ is my savior.  And I know he is yours as well.  And God has much bigger plans than this."

E-gad!  Straight outta rural Georgia I presume.  

Let us praise and extol MTG with a Yinzer Trump Dump.

Directly across from PNC Park ahead of last night's P!NK concert.  Ultra high visibility alert.

 

Taylor Greene
sonofsaf

She’ll offend
In hell and heaven
Her ass ain’t candy
Spreads the big lie
Her cunt smells rotten
She’ll stop the stealing
In rural Georgia
Trump’s the reason why
Taylor Greene
Stormy romance whenever
Stormy sucks cock and balls
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Donald Trump’s a clown

Taylor Greene
Deserves a spankin’
She pouts whenever
Or so I’m told
Donald’s toilet stallin’
Shitty conniver
He’s fat and lazy
But he’s just bought and sold

Taylor Greene
Stormy he’s stickin’ his cock in
Stormy sucks cock and balls
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Donald Trump’s a clown

White
It’s all good
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Big Mac is not from a cow

She’s bought and sold
Ex-husband ain’t her friend
Donald Trump can’t ever be king

She’s bought and sold
Ex-husband ain’t her friend
Donald Trump can’t ever be king

She’s bought and sold
Ex-husband ain’t her friend
Donald Trump can’t ever be king

Stormy he’s stickin’ his cock in
Stormy sucks cock and balls

 

Hey Nineteen
Steely Dan

Way back when
In Sixty-seven
I was the dandy
Of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I
Hey Nineteen
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The Soul Survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Nice
Sure looks good
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Skate a little lower now

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all

 

My second parody of Hey Nineteen.  During the early stages of Covid-19, I penned Hey Vaccine.  Easily one of my best parodies.

Since 1974, Steely Dan has played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. 

They'll return to the Burgh on October 17, 2023.  Opening for The Eagles on their infinite farewell tour at PPG Paints Arena.

Steely Dan:

7-2-00, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-30-06, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 

7-7-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

10-8-18, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA

11-22-21, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

The Big Lie 100: (#1167)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

 

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

 

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

 

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

 

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

 

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

 

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

 

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

 

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

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