#1989. Jim Justice

Hillbilly Governor Jim Justice just announced that West Virginia would be deploying National Guard members to the Southern border. 

"As far as I'm concerned, illegal immigrants can kiss my dog's ass."

Obviously a ploy to rally the MAGA Mountaineer faithful ahead of his run for U.S. Senate.

Meanwhile, Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) is pushing his "No Labels" party in New Hampshire with Jon Huntsman.  An even better ploy to remain relevant in the closely divided Senate while simultaneously threatening to fuck Joe Biden in 2024.  Joe vs. Joe.  The battle of the Joes.

The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future. --- Eric Hoffer

Wouldn't it be interesting if my ex-hometown Senator Manchin deliberately handed the presidency to the Orange Prolapse?  Hey, crazier things have happened.  Rest assured, there is a game plan to fuck Joe Manchin.  But certain things would need to happen.

 

 

Jim Justice
sonofsaf

Jim Justice is shitting on democracy
Big lie cock block so devout
‘Cause in Lake Tahoe Stormy was a whore
Donald’s tower-Donald’s cum

Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!

Donald Trump can’t get along
West Virginia sing this song
Republicans ain’t democracy
Jim Justice is my enemy

Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!
Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!

McDonald’s will make you fatter and lose your hair
Donald’s a clown causing so much despair
‘Cause in Lake Tahoe Stormy was a whore
Donald’s tower-Donald’s cum

Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!
Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!

Justice!

 

Street Justice
Cro-Mags

Street justice happening all around you see
Won't try to talk my way out
Don't try to play those speech games anymore
Overpower-overcome

Street justice! Street justice! Street justice!

No way out gotta stand strong
Can't you see that I'm not wrong
That's the way it is and can't you see
Street justice for you and me

Street justice! Street justice!
Street justice! Street justice!

If it really doesn't matter why do you care?
Don't turn around if it's not your affair
Don't try to play those speech games anymore
Overpower-overcome

Street justice! Street justice!
Street justice! Street justice!

Justice!

From 1986 to 2019, The Cro-Mags have tormented the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.  Never seen 'em.  I've always enjoyed the video for "We Gotta Know."

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#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

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