#1987. Cannon

Judge Aileen Cannon recently set the big date for the Orange Prolapse's classified document scandal.

May 20, 2024.  WOW!  In the meantime, Picklesburgh is hot hot hot!

 

Picklesburgh proudly welcomes Donald Trump.

 

Enemies of a Trump Dump include the following: heat, rain, flies... and in this case, shade.

 

Cannon
sonofsaf

Mushroom cock fucking Stormy’s cunt
Stop the stealing no such luck

He was plotting an insurrection
He’s The Donald of your election
That retard just keeps on shitting
And Kushner had a circumcision

Flood of blood…

Job to blow the big lie’s a crime
He defiles Trump Tower my oh my
 
Now Donald wears Depends
McDonald’s is his nutrition
McCarthy’s first name is Kevin
And Kushner had a circumcision

That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Insurrection it’s on
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on
That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Insurrection it’s on
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on

MAGA’s so blood red
Stormy D’s. cunt was fed
That Lake Tahoe bed
Tiny dick instead

Mushroom cock fucking Stormy’s cunt
Stop the stealing no such luck
Pies are creaming open wide
No other way a disgrace implied

That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Insurrection it’s on
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on
That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on
That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
The big lie was a con
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Con

Famine
Death Angel

Turning knot rotting in my gut
Got me feeling so corrupt

Like a second hand politician
I'm a study in malnutrition
Every star I see I'm wishing
Got a deathbed at 12th and mission

New kind of...

Long ago once upon a time
Hundred miles an hour time flew by

Now gravestones become friends
Practice voo doo superstition
Like an archangel from heaven
Got a deathbed at 12th and mission

In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone
In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone

Mentally unfed
Spiritually dead
The flock's been misled
New kind of wicked

Turning knot rotting in my gut
Got me feeling so corrupt
Stomach's screaming deep inside
Another day got no place to hide

In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone
In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone
In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
Gone

 

From 1990 to the present, Death Angel has obliterated the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Death Angel:

9-23-88, Bogart’s, Cincinnati, OH


11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


4-27-19, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

5-17-23, Roxian Theater, McKees Rocks, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1144)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

Please do not share this material with Judge Aileen Cannon and/or former President Donald J. Trump.