#1959. Cocaine

The Orange Prolapse weighed in on the drug scandal currently rocking the White House.  

A small baggie of cocaine was discovered in close proximity to the Oval Office.  #JustSayNo

Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden. But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was “very small,” & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish. Has Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump hating Special Prosecutor, been seen in the area of the COCAINE? He looks like a crackhead to me!

Of course, that makes sense.  Because Joe Biden and Jack Smith are closet cokeheads.

Where are the White House SECURITY TAPES, like the ones I openly and happily gave to Deranged Jack Smith, which will quickly show where the Cocaine in the White House came from??? They already know the answer, but probably don’t like it!

If I was Trump, I'd start calling it the "China White" scandal.  It's a superior, veiled heroin reference as well.  Hey, you gotta wonder if it was Mitch McConnell's wife's coke... "Coco Chow Coke."  Toss her into the mix as well.

 

 

 

Cocaine
sonofsaf

Tits of Stormy you know
Plastic disguise
Donald’s a shit show
Trump’s a cunt
Trump ain’t wise

[2x]
Because Donald Trump’s a clown
Who Republicans will defend
Religious right is praying
Hunter Biden snorts cocaine

Tits of Stormy you know
Clown isn’t right
Donald’s a shit show
Trump’s a cunt
Trump ain’t wise

Faking violence
Trump will bark
Trump will bite

[3x]
Because Donald Trump’s a clown
Who Republicans will defend
Religious right is praying
Hunter Biden snorts cocaine

[5x]
‘Caine, snorting whenever
Donald is a shit show

 

The Chain
Fleetwood Mac

Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

[2x]
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain

Listen to the wind blow
Down comes the night
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

Break the silence
Damn the dark
Damn the light

[3x]
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain

[5x]
Chain, keep us together 

Running in the shadows

Best Fleetwood Mac song?  Probably a toss up between The Chain & You Make Loving Fun.  Maybe Gold Dust Woman or Don't Stop Believing.  I like Second Hand News too.  Lindsey Buckingham has always been a little too melodramatic for my tastes.  His current net worth is 150 million.  On the other hand, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has a net worth of merely 2 million.  You'd think all that sucking up to the Orange Prolapse would've engorged a greater degree of fiscal success.

My second parody of The Chain.  Earlier in the year I penned #1705.  Ukraine.

From 1971 to 2018, Fleetwood Mac has played the Burgh a grand total of 18 times.

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 

11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Stevie Nicks:

 

7-6-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1118)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

 

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