The Orange Prolapse will be protruding in my home state tonight. Trump has a MAGA rally scheduled for the Erie Insurance Arena. I know, I know. Sounds eerie, eh?
Trump usually has an exhaustive line up of speakers to help warm up the crowd. Tonight's rally will feature Mike Kelly (R-PA), Dan Meuser (R-PA), Carla Sands (former Ambassador to Denmark... yawn), Sean Parnell (the big war hero), and drum roll please...
FRED KELLER! (Hellen Keller tweeted from beyond the grave. That she'll be "turning over" in her grave)
Shithead Fred Keller
sonofsaf
A fuckin’ blunder, shithead is Fred Keller
Fuckin’ blunder, Stormy bedfellow
More hush money, MAGA insurrection
It ain’t funny, never an erection
The fake shitty news
Jared has the blues
Kosher isn’t ham
Kushner’s a Jew
Ass you see
Butthole sharing
An Orange Prolapse fart
Keeps on campaigning, can’t ever be forgotten
Bringin’ the pain, Barron’s ill-begotten
Wife’s a trophy, shithead named Fred Keller
Snot’s so nosy, Stormy bedfellow
Christie’s sloppy, Donald Trump is crazy
Squatty Potty, cuming on their faces
The fake shitty news
Jared has the blues
Kosher isn’t ham
Kushner’s a Jew
Ass you see
Butthole sharing
An Orange Prolapse fart
The fake shitty news
Jared has the blues
Kosher isn’t ham
Kushner’s a Jew
Ass you see
Butthole sharing
An Orange Prolapse fart
Rats In The Cellar
Aerosmith
I'm going under, rats are in the cellar
Going under, skin's turning yellow
Nose is runny, losing my connection
Losing money, getting no affection
New York City blues
East side, west side news
Throw me in the slam
Catch me if you
Can believe
That you're wearing
Tearing me apart
I'm safe complaining, because everything's rotten
Goin' insanin', and everything's forgotten
Feeling cozy, rats are in the cellar
Cheeks are rosy, skin's turning yellow
Loose and soggy, looking rather lazy
See my body, pushing up a-daisies
New York City's dues
East side, west side news
Throw me in the slam
Catch me if you
Can believe
That you're wearing
Tearing me apart
New York City blues
East side, west side news
Throw me in the slam
Catch me if you
Can believe
That you're wearing
Tearing me apart
Aerosmith and the Black Crowes are set to play PPG Paints Arena on September 6.
From 1973 to 2009, Aerosmith has played the Burgh an astonishing 30 times.
* - Mark Madden's favorite concert of all-time.
The Big Lie 100: (#1155)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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