#1960. Steven Daines

Senator Steve Daines (R-MT) offered up an early endorsement for Republican Tim Sheehy.  

Assuming he wins the primary, he'll face off against Democrat Jon Tester in what's likely to be a very competitive race up in Big Sky country.

 

 

Steven Daines
sonofsaf

Stormy has a porno cunt, head’s a job to blow
Tossed is a salad with ease asshole she’ll embrace
Donald will fight with big lies a coup he was planning
MAGA fight’s not the norm

Endeavor to wear Depends
McDonald’s buffet ’til the bitter end
Ron DeSanctus is his enemy
Donald’s a cunt

Montana’s Steven (Steven) Daines (Steven Daines)
The Donald’s a cunt who we must defend
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is too

Trump’s wife’s the BeBest clown, a nonstop shit show
The Orange Prolapse is a clown
MAGA fight’s not the norm

Endeavor to wear Depends
McDonald’s buffet ’til the bitter end
Ron DeSanctus is his enemy
Donald’s a cunt

Montana’s Steven (Steven) Daines (Steven Daines)
The Donald’s a cunt who we must defend
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is too

Montana’s Steven (Steven) Daines (Steven Daines)
The Donald’s a cunt who we must defend
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is too

 

Country Lanes
Bee Gees

So warm is my morning sun, red is my rainbow
Soft is the cool summer breeze when I saw your face
I saw the light in your eyes so dark and demanding
Like a light in the storm

Whenever I cry my friend
You're always away and so I pretend
If I could live the dreams that I see
Long live my love

Walking in country (country) lanes (country lanes)
I'll never belong to someone again
Living my whole life through
Long live my love for you

My life has meaning now, I am a window
And all things seem clear to me now
Like a light in the storm

Whenever I cry my friend
You're always away and so I pretend
If I could live the dreams that I see
Long live my love

Walking in country (country) lanes (country lanes)
I'll never belong to someone again
Living my whole life through
Long live my love

Walking in country (country) lanes (country lanes)
I'll never belong to someone again
Living my whole life through
Long live my love for you

This parody really lingered.  I started writing it a couple months ago.  And just couldn't seem to summon the requisite inspiration.  I tried listening to the actual song and only made it for about 30 seconds.  Meh.

The Bee Gees played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times back in the 70's.  A little before my concert-going days.

The Big Lie 100: (#1119)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

 

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