#1957. Sick Bowers

After the Squirrel Hill synagogue massacre concluded...

... Robert Bowers said, he felt "in awe" of his accomplishment and compared it to the work of the Founding Fathers when they finished writing the U.S. Constitution.

Eleven dead.  Six wounded. 

In other news, everyone is wondering why Trump has shifted his nickname for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis... from DeSanctimonius to DeSanctus.  The answer isn't terribly complex.  DeSanctus loosely rhymes with "The Anus."  The Orange Prolapse's allegiance to rectal-related campaign issues continues to resonate.

 

Sick Bowers
sonofsaf

Robert’s a sick Bowers
AR’s the way
Crime’s not a big fuss
‘Cause the Jews aren’t okay

Donald’s insurrection
Donald Trump’s shit show
In Squirrel Hill too
Holo-caustic yo

It’s a Holocaust shit show
Trump’s tiny mushroom bone
‘Cause he’s the Orange Prolapse clown
As South Dakota fucks Kristi Noem

Robert’s a sick Bowers
Now Stormy D. blows
His critical race
Her god damn horseface, because it shows

It’s a Holocaust shit show
Trump’s tiny mushroom bone
‘Cause he’s the Orange Prolapse clown
All Mar-a-Lago fucks Kristi Noem
‘Cause he’s the Orange Prolapse clown
All Mar-a-Lago fucks Kristi Noem

Six Hours
Alice Cooper

There's only six hours
Left in the day
Time is so precious
And it's slipping away

Got no destination
Got no place to go
And being with you
Is all that I know

Put your head on my pillow
We're finally alone
Wash the dust from your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home

There's only six hours
How quickly it goes
In this sacred place
Our secret is safe, nobody knows

Put your head on my pillow
We're finally alone
Wash the dust form your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home
Wash the dust form your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home

Vincent Damon Furnier a/k/a Alice Cooper returns to the area on August 6 with a concert at the Cambria County War Memorial Arena.  Never been to this venue in Johnstown.  1969 to the present, Alice Cooper has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 28 times.

Alice Cooper:

9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH


8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA

4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1116)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

 

 

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