#1958. A Border

Plenty of tough GOP "border smack-talk" for 2024.  

Bring back the mandatory infant separation policy, rebuild the cages, more funding for thermal-foil blankets, miles of Concertini wire, independent contractors whose sole expertise is changing diapers, etc.  And paint the wall black for cryin' out loud!  More first degree burns.

 Oh, the humanity!  Fecal that is.  Rachel Carson St. Bridge.  7-6-23, 10:07am.

 

A Border
sonofsaf

Kushner whore, Ivanka’s white
She’d blow a BBC that’s right
McDonald’s lard and more ammo
Stormy’s hardcore her tits are bold
He’ll stop the steal and say fuck you
It’s all fake news we’ve grown used to

The Donald’s wrath Mexican foes
Trump wants a border
Trump wants a border

Orange Prolapse it farts a breath
His mushroom cock has no regret, ooh
Anal attack’s part of the show
He will consume but not pay for
It’s all fake news we’ve grown used to
Low self-esteem he’ll launch a coup, oh

The Donald’s wrath Mexican foes
Trump wants a border
Trump is a hoarder
Trump wants a border
Trump is a hoarder

Oh!
Weight gain, weight gain Big Mac order, oh yeah!
Trump is a hoarder (is a hoarder, hoarder, hoarder)
Document hoarder (enemy, enemy yo)
Oh (McDonald’s he’ll consume but not pay for

 

No Quarter
Led Zeppelin

Close the door, put out the light / Kushner whore, Ivanka’s white
You know they won't be home tonight / She’d blow a BBC alright
The snow falls hard and don't you know? /
The winds of Thor are blowing cold
They're wearing steel that's bright and true
They carry news that must get through

They choose the path where no-one goes
They hold no quarter
They hold no quarter

Walking side by side with death
The devil mocks their every step, ooh
The snow drives back the foot that's slow
The dogs of doom are howling more
They carry news that must get through
To build a dream for me and you, oh

They choose the path where no-one goes
They hold no quarter
They ask no quarter
They hold no quarter
They ask no quarter

Oh!
The pain, the pain without quarter, oh yeah!
They ask no quarter (without quarter, quarter, quarter)
They give no quarter (giving me, giving me no)
Oh (I hear the dogs of doom are howling more!)

One of my favorite Zeppelin tunes.  It's my second parody of No Quarter.  A couple years ago, I penned #22.  No Porter.  A tribute to the former New York Mets General Manager.  The disgraced Jared Porter.

Favorite album?  Physical Graffiti.

Led Zeppelin-oriented concerts:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

... and the occasional Zeppelin Tribute band at a club along with a couple of Jason Bonham concerts at Star Lake.

The Big Lie 100: (#1117)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

 

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