#1965. Sam Brown

Sam Brown just announced his run for Senate in Nevada.

Suffered severe burns and permanent disfiguration while serving in Afghanistan.

In a normal political world, I would never seek to disparage ANY military veteran.  But the Republican party, as a whole, is in an extended state of "infinite abnormality."   And therefore, Brown must be considered fair game.  Especially when the balance of power in the U.S. Senate's on the line.

Brown, should he win his Republican primary, and I imagine he will, would face off against incumbent Senator Jackie Rosen.

Talk about a battleground.  Cash money!

If I was Rosen, I'd go on the offense.  Make it all about abortion, women's rights, and military health care.  Now that.. is a lay up.  Link Sam Brown to fellow Republican "coach" Tommy Tuberville (R-AL).  Call him out directly.  Make him stand up and formally repudiate Tuberville's attempts for repeatedly compromising our United States military chain of command.  By excessively toying and continually obstructing with the nomination process of military personnel.  Not to mention all of the other gutless Republican politicians who are too scared to directly confront Tubs.

Tubs... meet the real Tubbs.

Classic divide and conquer strategy.  Works every time.  Beat him at his own game.  And on his own turf.

Senator Rosen, please have someone from your staff gimme a ring.  I will explain... everything.

Sam Brown
sonofsaf

Trump’s an orange shade of whitey
Trump’s a white form of cunt
Shouldn’t get laid and he’s probably gay, funny
Trump has an impressive gunt*

Hey there’s no defense in defending
Fucking bitch ain’t okay
Ivanka’s a Jew and her husband’s one too
Toilet stall’s flushing today

Maybe
Sam Brown, is my new fuckin’ enemy
Sam Brown, MAGA’s, staking out the right
(Fake news, baby, Sam Brown, ooh)
Sam Brown, he’s inflicting queer misery
Sam Brown, Big Mac bite
He ain’t right, he can’t fight

Sam Brown, is my new fuckin’ enemy
Sam Brown, MAGA’s, staking out the right
(Fake news, baby, Sam Brown, ooh)
Sam Brown, he’s inflicting queer misery
Sam Brown, Big Mac bite
He ain’t right, he can’t fight

 

Breakdown
Tom Petty

It's alright if you love me
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away, honey
I get the feeling you won't

Say there is no sense in pretending
Your eyes give you away
Something inside you is feeling like I do
We said all there is to say

Baby
Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, honey, take me through the night
(Take me, baby, breakdown, ooh)
Breakdown, now I'm standin' here, can't you see?
Breakdown, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, honey, take me through the night
(Take me, baby, breakdown, ooh)
Breakdown, now I'm standin' here, can't you see?
Breakdown, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

 

* - the slang term "gunt" is a combination of gut and cunt.

From 1977 to 2017, Tom Petty played the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  Petty died from a drug overdose in 2017.  Not to sound petty (Tom Petty)...  but he was 66 years old. 

Tom Petty:

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1124)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

 

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