#1979. His Ass Is Why (A Fist For DeSantis)

As I scribbled down this parody about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis...

 

I couldn't help but get a sense of deja-vu.  

Why?  Because I already wrote a version of the same exact same damn song a year ago.  It was the morning after an Orange Prolapse rally for Mehmet Oz in Latrobe, PA.  It's when Trump unveiled his weakest nickname ever.  DeSanctimonious!

#1532.  I Hope He Dies (Desantis Desantis)

 

 

 

His Ass Is Why (A Fist For DeSantis)
sonofsaf

Ron is a piece of shit
A fist for DeSantis, a pie is a cream pie
So many dildos he will try
His ass is why
The immigrants he’ll screw
He wants to fuck them too
So fat Big Macs are why
Much fatter and his butthole stinks
His ass is why
Short, white and not strong
Filled with so much hate
Just wants to cash in
Losing is his fate
Coup d’etat plan
A plan that ain’t so great
It’s part of the big lie
Detector test on Maury
Stormy’s huge tits the story
36-E is why
Unfurled Trump flags you will discover
His ass must die

Short, white and not strong
Filled with so much hate
Just wants to cash in
Losing is his fate
Coup d’etat plan
A plan that ain’t so great
It’s part of the big lie
Detector test on Maury
Stormy’s huge tits the story
36-E is why
Unfurled Trump flags you will discover
His ass must die

 

As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss)
Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by
Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by

Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by

I opted for the Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias cover.

Me, Mason, and Lawn went to see Willie Nelson's buddy last night.  

Snoop at Star Lake!  Monster crowd, monster traffic.  Still, we skirted the gridlock, parked at the top of the steps next to the cum dumpster, and even pulled off a rare backdoor Star Lake.  No ticket stub required!  

Hey, feel free to write it on my tombstone.  I love Snoop Dogg as much as the next dope smoker.  But I'm not giving money to a thug worth an estimated 150 million.  That... would violate my core Jew principles.

Willie Nelson returns to Star Lake next month (August 12, 2023 w/ special guest John Fogerty)

From 1968 to the present, Willie Nelson has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.  I nearly ran him over while driving a limo in the back of a hotel parking lot.  (Queensbury, NY circa 2006)

Willie Nelson:

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

10-16-03, Capitol Theatre, Wheeling, WV

2-10-06, Dodge Theatre, Phoenix, AZ

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

9-7-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

7-31-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

The Big Lie 100: (#1138)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

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