Waltine "Walt" Nauta is in a really bad situation.
Aside from his man-grooming duties of the Orange Prolapse, his first pre-trial hearing in the Top Secret/classified/stolen/missing documents case begins today. Judge Aileen Cannon will be looking to set a starting date.
Waltine could use a "negative/positive" publicity barrage. Similar to the diversionary tactics used by his fellow co-defendant. I think Waltine should attempt to break the Saltine consumption record. Then, rename himself "Salt." Maybe do a remake of Salt'n'Peppa's "Push It" or "Shoop."
Nauta And The Treason
sonofsaf
Master plan, we’re gonna make America great
Flags unfurled their shit is nothing but a game
All of the news is fake, and so depraved
Salad tossed Orange Prolapse stain
Donald’s salad got tossed Ivanka sings
‘Cause the Trumpers all have tinier things
But an anal whore conflict she brings
And the pubic hair and thin g-strings
Walt Nauta and the treason
His treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
True crime’s the fake news enemy
His treason is naive
A job he will blow, a coup d’etat was the plan
All the crime, is crime the fake news fanned, yeah
The Orange Prolapse fart command
McDonald’s is the promised land
Walt Nauta and the treason
His treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
True crime’s the fake news enemy
His treason is naive you fuck
Why is there no truth
Why can’t he discuss
Won’t come out to play
Walt Nauta and the treason
Whoa, Walt Nauta and the treason, yeah
Stormy D. is the enemy
That motorboat is big indeed
Walt Nauta and the treason
The treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
But true crime’s the fake news enemy
The treason
Walt Nauta and the treason
The treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
But true crime’s the fake news enemy
The treason
Walt Nauta and the treason
Whoa, Walt Nauta and the treason
The treason is naive
The treason makes you scream, yeah
Gotta Have A Reason
Bon Jovi
Here we stand, caught between the cradle and the grave
In a world that gives you nothing but your name
With every step you take, you must be brave
Nothing lost is nothing gained
And I know lives are lost for crowns and kings
We all know love is lost for lesser things
And the angels here have broken wings
Though I know somewhere a choir sings
You gotta have a reason
A reason to believe
A reason just to dream
Sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
A reason to believe
A hot-headed hero, here you see I'm just a man
Comes a time, a time to make a stand, yeah
So here I am with heart in hand
Don't be afraid to understand
You gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream
Sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
A reason to believe in trust
I believe in faith
I believe in us
'Til my dying day
You gotta have a reason
Whoa, you gotta have a reason, yeah
If all we've got is you and me
Then what we've got is all we need
You gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream
But sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
One reason
You gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream
But sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
One reason
You gotta have a reason
Whoa, you gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream, yeah
Bon Jovi has played the Burgh a grand total of 27 times.
I personally know Bon Jovi's aunt. Anchovy.
Seriously though, I do know of Jon Bon Jovi's chiropractor. It's Emil's brother. He's also the chiropractor for Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots.
Bon Jovi:
7-14-85, Wheeling, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV (opened for Ratt) *
2-11-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-23-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
4-5-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
* - My first "real" rock concert. Invasion of Your Privacy tour.
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
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