#1981. Two Thousand Mules

The Orange Prolapse pardoned Dinesh D'Souza back in 2018.  Souz, not to be confused with Cooz, was the purveyor of the infamous Two Thousand Mules "documentary." 

Jared Kushner is a big fan of Souz.  He's even considering changing his name to Yiddush D'Kushner.  And moving to India.  But not New Delhi.  Kosher Deli! (mark 3:00)

 

 

Two Thousand Mules
sonofsaf

As the election nears
Trump’s propaganda lies
He preys upon your fears
Wig’s a fake disguise
His tiny mushroom bone
Despite Viagra buys
On golden toilet throne
God damn I hope he dies

Trump isn’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Trump ain’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
We must defend oh no

Swallow a load by design,
Stormy’s cunt was not eaten
Donald is a basket case
Biden is defeatin’
What it’s all about the power and the crime
And with that crime I sought a cunt
Melania is mine

Trump isn’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Trump ain’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
We must defend oh no

As the election nears
Trump’s propaganda lies
He preys upon your fears
Wig’s a fake disguise

Trump isn’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Trump ain’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Trump isn’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Trump ain’t cool
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules

Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules
Two thousand mules

 

Nobody's Fool
Cinderella

I count the falling tears
They fall before my eyes
Seems like a thousand years
Since we broke the ties
I call you on the phone
But never get a rise
So sit there all alone
It's time you realize

I'm not your fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's foooool
I'm no fooool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
Never again no no

You take your road I'll take mine,
The paths have both been beaten
Searchin' for a change of pace
Life needs to be sweetened
I scream my heart out just to make a dime
And with that dime I bought your love
But now I've changed my mind

I'm not your fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
I'm no fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
Never again no no

I count the falling tears
They fall before my eyes
Seems like a thousand years
since we broke the ties

I'm not your fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
I'm no fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
I'm not your fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
I'm no fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool

Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool
Nobody's fool

Cinderella has played the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  Tom Keifer came to the Carnegie Music Hall earlier this month but we didn't go.  

Cinderella: 

7-1-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1139)

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#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

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