Wednesday, July 26, 2023

#1992. Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown

Hell is hot!


 

That's never been disputed by anybody.

Donald Trump is a clown.

 

 
 
 That's also never been disputed by anybody.  Forty-five is the true essence of purgatory.

 


 

 

Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown
sonofsaf

Chest of Stormy he will play
A wild erection mushroom display
Rearranged, motorboatin’ hey
Coup plan, from the Oval Office baby
Insurrection involved ground and pound
Ivanka Kushner was around
Trump is the Orange Prolapse clown
Whinin’ like a fuckin’ baby

Proud Boys love Trump the clown
The Donald is a clown
I said, Proud Boys love Trump the clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown

Go blow a dick and embrace a g-spot
Fuck Bud Light, tranny fuckin’ whore, Dylan’s got no twat
Stand, up for the two thousand mules, but don’t get caught
Melania’s creamin’
All the crime and critical race
Hell, his dick’s fucked up Viagra helps save face
Man, the 2024 four race
Mushroom dick’s a tiny show, forever

Proud Boys love Trump the clown
The Donald is a clown
I said, Proud Boys love Trump the clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown

Donald Trump’s a clown
Forty-five’s a clown
Donald J. Trump’s a clown

The far right’s a coup d’etat thrill
Into the Congress they’d spill
A big shit show, Toilet Stall Hill
All the Proud Boys gonna fight, their buttholes spread ‘em
Donald Trump’s an asshole passing gas that smells real strong
Bud Light fuckin’ conformer, you ain’t that strong
Stormy Daniels didn’t cum
All those Proud Boys wearin’ Depends

The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
(Donald Trump’s a clown)
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is a clown
(The Donald’s ass, The Donald’s ass)

Donald’s the assclown we defend!
A skankin’ clown that Daniels
Donald’s the assclown we defend!

 

The Boys Are Back In Town
Thin Lizzy

Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said, the boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot?
Every night, she'd be on the floor, shakin' what she's got
Man, when I tell ya she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steamin'
And that time over at Johnny's place
Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that chick don't wanna know, forget her

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said, the boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town!
You spread the word around!

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow, and blood will spill
And if the boys wanna fight, you better let 'em
That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favourite song
The nights are gettin' warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long 'til summer comes
Now that the boys are here again

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
(Spread the word around)
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back, the boys are back)

The boys are back in town again
They're hangin' down at Dino's
The boys are back in town again!





Thin Lizzy played the Burgh 4 times back in the late 70's.  Every show at the Stanley Theatre (modern day Benedum Center).  Thin Lizzy and Lizzy Borden?  Two Lizzies I just don't really care for.  Although I do like Borden milk crates.  Especially if they have a "Though Shall Not Steal" logo emblazoned upon them.

Also, Lizzo.


The Big Lie 100: (#1149)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
 
#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
 
#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 
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