#892. Shutdown

I'm proposing an exclusive "plandemic-styled" Covid lockdown.  One specifically designed for conspiracy nutjobs.  Particularly this AR-toting, gang bangin', killer dwarf.

I call it a "Q-Down."  The sole objective being to physically remove these imbeciles from day to day outdoor activities.   As well as any hypothetical interaction with society at-large.

Hey, if there's no objective reality, why would the outside world have any meaning or significance?  Keep that shit strictly indoors and on the line. 

The duration of said Q-Down lasts until the Orange Prolapse is reinstated as President and the Greene Prolapse becomes the Speaker of the House.  That's two bulging hunks of meaty justice being served up...  rare.

 

Shutdown
sonofsaf

The virus will always win
Avoid the prick of a little pin
Corona’s here from dusk til dawn
Plannin’ for a shutdown

Some think it’s all a game
Looks like the Orange Prolapse left a stain
Now you’re all aboard the Trump Train
You’re gonna git a shutdown

And there’s Covid, all over the world
There’s Covid all over the world
Proud Boys, are always white

It looks like we’re near the end
‘Cause the virus will always win
When Ivermectin’s how you defend
You’re gonna git a shutdown

Pfizer, oh Pfizer
Stop the steal, and do your thing
You’re gonna git a shutdown

And there’s Covid, all over the world
There’s Covid all over the world
Proud Boys, are always white

 

Showdown
Electric Light Orchestra

She cried to the southern wind
About a love that was sure to end
Every dream in her heart was gone
Headin' for a Showdown

Bad dreamer, what's your name
Looks like we're ridin' on the same train
Looks as though there'll be more pain
There's gonna be a Showdown

And it's rainin' all over the world
It's raining all over the world
Tonight, the longest night

She came to me like a friend
She blew in on a southern wind
Now my heart is turned to stone again
There's gonna be a Showdown

Save me, oh save me
It's unreal, the suffering
There's gonna be a Showdown

And it's rainin' all over the world
It's raining all over the world
Tonight, the longest night

 

Favorite E.L.O. songs?  Just off the top of my head, I'd go with Mr. Blue Sky, Turn to Stone, Confusion, Do Ya, Hold On Tight, and Xanadu.

Jeff Lynne:

8-16-18, Little Caesars Arena, Detroit, MI

8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)

#605.  Taylor-Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor-Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor-Greene --- (Halloween - John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene --- (Hello It's Halloween - Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor-Greene --- (Tangerine - Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene --- (Killer Queen - Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt --- (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run - Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene --- (Mr. Clean - Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene --- (Dancing Queen - ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown --- (Showdown - E.L.O.)

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