Wednesday, December 01, 2021

#879. Sweet Omicron

A new plague is upon us.  The Omicron variant!

So Saf, what's your favorite biblical plague?  Hands down... it's frogs.  You gotta wonder who pushed for the tortuous concept of sleep deprivation by being systematically "ribbetted" to the brink of insanity.  I suppose it was the Lord.  Sounds like a fun deity.  Certainly one worthy of our enduring praise and devotion.

Not sure who created this pic.  But I suspect it was some newsroom intern at OANN.  A young whippersnapper no doubt.



Sweet Omicron

Sweet Omicron
Sweet Omicron

Corona brings a virus to share
And Pfizer will bring vaccines everywhere
What a fuckin’ shame, this been goin’ on for years
J&J, maybe, but Moderna don’t fear

Donald Trump drama so you better get bent
Makes you throw up because the vomit’s heaven sent
Well, he spreads fake news: Orange Prolapse on fire
And he’ll sell you a bridge ‘cause you’re the damn buyer

Sweet Omicron
Sweet Omicron

Trump’s a stupid clown mentally subpar
He’s always full of bullshit and never shootin’ par
Insurrection one six and a few cops died
Giuliani’s bald head sweatin’ hair dyed
But I kid

Wife’s a fuckin’ cunt just a fakin’ her class
Stick her in a cage with some immigrant ass
Ivanka has a dick and Jared’s not a man
But he’s squirtin’ a load from his pussy ‘cause he can


Sweet Emotion

Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion

Talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear
I can't say, baby, where I'll be in a year

Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go must've got up and went
Well, I got good news: she's a real good liar
'Cause a backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion

I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took it just a little too far
You're tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did

Standin' in the front just a-shakin' your ass
I take you backstage you can drink from my glass
I talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road and I'll be eatin' from your hand


Since way back in 1973, Aerosmith has played the Burgh an impressive 29 times.

Favorite song?  Probably Dream On.  Here's a fantastic ESPN sports montage marking the end of the 20th century.  Gives you goosebumps.

7-20-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV*
8-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
* Supergenius Mark Madden's all-time favorite concert.  Guns'n'Roses opened.  IWT.

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