#920. BYE-DEN

I've written a few parodies about President Joe Biden.  One for Major, his German Shepherd.  And another for his son Hunter.  Not to mention an avant-garde, 2020 presidential musical debate entitled Big Foot Stomps.

However, when it cums to the Orange Prolapse, I'm vastly more prolific.

 

 

BYE-DEN
sonofsaf

We’re stuck in a rut, a country divided in half
News is all fake, but Trump has a plan
A mess, insurrection blood
You’ll kiss the Orange Prolapse ring

The sins of seven he fails
Lying that he’ll put up a fight
All of the hell and endless rage
His assets never made money
Ass it always smelled funny

You say Joe, and I say BYE-DEN
You say Joe, and I say BYE-DEN
Bye, bye, BYE-DEN

Goin’ down South, blood
Melania’s cunt
Omicron’s the new disease
With the frown of pain and contrived sorrow

Orange Prolapse clown
Is he your bud or is he bozo?
Orange Prolapse clown
Is he your bud or is he bozo?

You say Joe, and I say BYE-DEN
You say Joe, and I say BYE-DEN
Bye, bye, BYE-DEN
[x2]

Keep the pain stable
Lies are not a chore
This is the end, we are unable
Keep the pain stable
Lies are not a chore
This is the end, we are unable
Keep the pain stable
Lies are not a chore
This is the end, we are unable

Orange Prolapse clown
Is he your bud or is he bozo?
Orange Prolapse clown
Is he your bud or is he bozo?

You say Joe, and I say BYE-DEN
You say Joe, and I say BYE-DEN
Bye, bye, BYE-DEN
[x2]

Bye, bye, BYE-DEN
Bye, bye, BYE-DEN

 

SAY10
Marilyn Manson

Devil's got a cut, like a slit in a cattle's calf
Dollar sign snakes, I'm all in the damned
Godless, fearless of the flood
Or the blood of the coming spring

Something is shedding its scales
Crying from the heat of the light
Or the empty shell on the stage
And cash is a poor man's money
Cash is a poor man's money

You say god, and I say SAY10
You say god, and I say SAY10
Say, say, SAY10

Open your mouth, love
Like a gutted church
My goat horns are napalm trees
And a crown of thorns is hard to swallow

You should pray now
Is it above or is it below?
You should pray now
Is it above or is it below?

You say god, and I say SAY10
You say god, and I say SAY10
Say, say, SAY10
[x2]

Cocaine and Abel
I don't baptize whores
I'm a legend, I'm not a fable
Cocaine and Abel
I don't baptize whores
I'm a legend, I'm not a fable
Cocaine and Abel
I don't baptize whores
I'm a legend, I'm not a fable

You should pray now
Is it above or is it below?
You should pray now
Is it above or is it below?

You say god, and I say SAY10
You say god, and I say SAY10
Say, say, SAY10
[x2]

Say, say, SAY10
Say, say, SAY10

 

Feel free to take this parody in other directions:  You say Trump, and I say Biden.  You say Joe, and I say Manchin.  And so on and so forth.

As far as Pittsburgh goes, dating back to 1994, Marilyn Manson has vomited out those vocals a grand total of 15 times.

Marilyn Manson:

7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH

8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

5-5-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

1-30-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-25-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

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#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

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#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

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#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

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#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

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#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

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#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

 

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#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)

 

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#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)

  

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#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

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#919.  The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)

#920.  BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)

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