A few weeks ago, Donald Trump endorsed Anthony Kern for Arizona State Senate. Lemme guess, Kern is both terrific and incredible. What an intriguing, calculating maneuver. What a sophist!
Former Arizona State Representative Anthony Kern has already forced RINO Senator Paul Boyer out of the race for Arizona State Senate. Anthony is an incredible fighter for Election Integrity, and will bring back honesty to our voting system. He will advocate for America First policies, protect our Second Amendment, fight for strong Borders, Jobs, Great Education, and he supports decertifying the fraudulent 2020 Presidential Election results. Anthony Kern has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
Talk about an obviously abysmal, excruciatingly painful photoshop. |
Seem like Kern's on board with the Big Lie Trump Train.
So let's pulverize his albino ass with a bombastic dose of anti-MILF-Cher.
Anthony Kern is Slime
sonofsaf
Anthony Kern is slime
Anthony Kern is gay
He’s a MAGA piece of shit for you
Let us pray
I don't know why he shits the shit he shits
I don't know why Republicans are red
Trump has a wife Melania who lied
The insurrection treason's a crime
Donald Trump always meant to fuck you
Donald Trump wanted jobs to blow
Donald will spread a lie, 'cause maybe
Anthony Kern is slime
Anthony Kern is gay
He’s a MAGA piece of shit for you
Let us pray
Space Force let’s go to Mars
Kushner’s a god damn Jew
Tampon’s bloody, bloody
Ivanka fucks you
Anthony Kern is slime
When nothing else matters from the very start
Lesbian for a wife who's selling digital art
She’s a fucking whore that shaved all of her cunt hair
Salad tossed prolapse is orangish here and there
Not long his mushroom dick is sorry
Those crowds weren’t big for very long
The libtards hate our kind, they’re snarling
Anthony Kern is slime
Anthony Kern is gay
He’s a MAGA piece of shit for you
Let us pray
Space Force let’s go to Mars
Kushner’s a god damn Jew
Tampon’s bloody, bloody
Ivanka fucks you
Oh
Anthony Kern is slime
Anthony Kern is slime
Anthony Kern is slime
Oh baby
Donald Trump always meant to fuck you
Donald Trump wanted jobs to blow
Donald spreads the big lie, and maybe, butt yo
Anthony Kern is slime
Anthony Kern is gay
He’s a MAGA piece of shit for you
Space Force let’s go to Mars
Kushner’s a god damn Jew
Tampon’s bloody, bloody
Ivanka fucks you
Anthony Kern is slime (Kern is slime)
Anthony Kern is gay (Kern is gay)
The baby, baby, Jesus
Is gay
Go to Mars
Space force let’s go to Mars…
If I Could Turn Back Time
Cher
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
And you'd stay
I don't know why I did the things I did
I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry, but baby
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and darling
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
Oh
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
Oh baby
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry, but oh
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time (Turn back time)
If I could find a way (Find a way)
Then maybe, maybe, maybe
You'd stay
Reach the stars
If I could reach the stars...
Since way back in 1966, the 75 year old known simply as Cher has been to the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. Never seen her. Although I did venture down to the arena for a slightly sketchy tailgating endeavor in the spring of 2019. 'Twas a night joy and homo-eroticism.
The Big Lie 100: (#170)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears
#761. Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#773. Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)#785. Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)
#788. Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)
#789. Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)
#790. Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)
#791. The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)
#796. Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)
#797. Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)
#798. Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
#800. The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)#812. Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)
#813. Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)
#816. Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)
#823. Astro (world)? Not! (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)
#824. Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)
#825. A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#830. Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)
#833. Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)
#834. Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)
#837. He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)
#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#839. Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)
#840. Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)
#842. Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)
#843. Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)
#844. A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)
#845. Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)
#846. Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)
#847. Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry)
#849. Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)
#850. Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)
#853. Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)
#854. Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)
#855. Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#859. Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)
#860. The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)
#861. Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)
#862. Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)
#863. Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#864. Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)
#865. Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)
#867. Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#871. Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
#872. Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)
#876. Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)
#880. Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)
#881. Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street)
#882. Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)
#883. Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)
#884. Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)
#885. Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#888. Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)
#890. Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)
#891. Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)
#893. David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)
#894. Cox (Clocks --- Coldplay)
#896. Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)
#898. Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#899. Beth (Beth --- Kiss)
#901. Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)
#902. Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)
#903. Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)
#904. Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)
#905. Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)
#906. The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#907. Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)
#908. Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#910. Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)
#911. Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreginer)
#912. Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)
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