Monday, December 27, 2021

#933. Omicron

Interesting to see all the descriptive Omicron adjectives out there in the media.  Most of them are affiliated with H2O.  The United States is awash in Omicron.  Saturated, inundated, swamped, flooded, and so on and so forth.  

The water analogy is easily relatable because pretty much everyone, at one time or another, has experienced a fear of drowning.  Maybe you've seen people drown in a movie, or hyperventilate/gasp for air, or get waterboarded, riptide, whatever.  There's just this graphic uneasiness and all-encompassing familiarity with suffocation.  

Regardless, fear is a good motivator.  Fear of suffocation or internal asphyxiation should ideally supersede fear of needles or getting owned by the libs.  My point... don't be an imbecile.  Get the vaccine.  If not for yourself, for the good of the herd.


If you want to start seeing a greater percentage of the non-vaccinated get jabbed, start an aggressive government PSA campaign showing vocal anti-vaxxers... hooked up on ventilators.  Dying.  While immediate family members cry on Zoom or collectively sob in hospital parking lots.  The footage is out there.  Use it.  It's a way more convincing approach than CDC officials, testimonials, charts and statistics.


Trump, is a cunt, he’s not the man for me
Space Force of course it was a crime
NASA’s animosity
Mama Trump’s abortion, woulda been okay
Fetus of a baby, dispose right away
In Texas it is a crime, hell yeah doncha know
It’s so damn easy just sue the rest, and reap what you sow

Trump’s above a crime, maybe, just you wait and see
And that Jared Kushner Jew, give it to him for free

Has The Donald ever screwed somebody
And really screwed ‘em bad
Has The Donald ever fucked somebody
The worst fuck they ever had
Did he stick his cock into you, maybe
Was it made of wood
Sexual assault’s a crime
And it wasn’t good

A little orange, black Urkel, Trump is really mean
She’s the hottest First Lady, MILF you ever seen
One-Six was the worst of crimes, if you didn’t know
It was worse than all the rest, the rest are bought and sold

Hear the silent screams, you’ll have to wait and see
Oh just another disgrace they want it all for free
ensnarling, ensnarling
Eh, ensnarling, oh yeah, ensnarling

Ivanka’s now a fucking Jew
Ivanka’s now a fucking
All a con, Omicron
Omicron, all a con, Omicron
Ivanka, Ivanka
Ooh, yeah


Ten Years Gone
Led Zeppelin

Then, as it was, then again it will be
And though the course may change sometimes
Rivers always reach the sea
Flying skies of fortune, each a separate way
On the wings of maybe, downing birds of prey
Kind of makes me feel sometimes, didn't have to go
But as the eagle leaves the nest, got so far to go

Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me
In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be

Did you ever really need somebody
And really need 'em bad?
Did you ever really want somebody
The best love you ever had?
Do you ever remember me, baby?
Did it feel so good?
Cause it was just the first time
And you knew you would

Through the eyes and I sparkle, senses growing keen
Taste your love along the way, see your feathers preen
Kind of makes me feel sometimes, didn't have to grow
We are eagles of one nest, the nest is in our soul

Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me
Never thought I'd see your face the way it used to be
Oh darling, oh darling
Oh, oh darling, oh yeah, oh darling

I'm never going to leave you
I'm never going to leave
Holding on, ten years gone
Ten years gone, holding on, ten years gone
I'm never, I'm never
Ooh, yeah

My favorite Zeppelin album?  Physical Graffiti.  Hands down.  

Led Zeppelin showed up in Pittsburgh 3 times (1970, 1973, and 1975).  Drummer John Bonham's son Jason has appeared 7 times during the last decade (2012 - 2019).  Saw him at Star Lake but I'm not going down that rabbit hole.  He's a bit too "removed."  Same theory applies to Van Halen.  Wolfgang ain't Eddie.

Jimmy Page:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA*

* - One of my all-time Top 10 favorite concerts.


Please do not share this with any individuals who have been negatively impacted by the Omicron variant.

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