Sunday, February 28, 2021

#151. I'm a Little Rick Scott

All hail the three amigos of Florida:  Governor Ron DeSantis, Senator Rick Scott, & Senator Marco Rubio.



Or as I like to call them: the negative libidos, the dangerous placebos, and/or the formidable dildos.

 


I’m a Little Rick Scott
sonofsaf

I’m a little Rick Scott
Who sold out
When there’s a scandal
I chicken out
If I was a grown up
Have no doubt
Hostile takeover
I’ll buy you out


I’m A Little Teapot
Unknown

I’m a little teapot
Short and stout.
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout:
Tip me over
And pour me out!


Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL), and/or Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL).

 

#150. Proud Boys Are Back In Town

Not sure if anyone's ever written a parody song about far right extremist groups in the United States.  But I happen to have an intimate connection with the photographer whose work, the morning of the 2018 Pittsburgh synagogue Tree of Life massacre, ended up being broadcast around the globe.  

So I think our tangential relationship (we got married the following year) entitles me to attempt a Proud Boys cover.  


Now would Les Claypool give it his blessing?  Dunno.  But if you personally know the man, feel free to share.  It would be my personal dream come true... if the individual who brought this parody to his attention turned out to be his friend Fats.  From what I understand, he's a "jovial sort."



 

Proud Boys Are Back In Town
sonofsaf

White nationalists aren’t very kind to Jesus Christ they pray
Most do not have a wife or decent rep
Fast food is their dietary and isn’t it a pity
Racism in your face ain’t that much fun
All of the recent polls show a spike their way
They want their angel wings, that shit’s not for me
Our country is one of constant disdain
Just another war to be fought

The Proud Boys are back in town

Black and brown people I want them all to die
All hail the white supremacists cleansing them instead
Future will be ours you just wait and see
Uh diddly diddly dee
All hail the white supremacists and the games they play
With all the melting potters a free for all
And the racists fight again one day

It’s not a crime!

The Proud Boys Are Back In Town


The Toys Go Winding Down
Primus

An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing today
The first time in his life he's made that step
Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity
He's entered in a race that must be won
One of the animals has left its cage today
In search of better things, so it seems to be
But in this land of polyurethane,
things are apt to get a bit hot

As the toys go winding down

C.G. The Mexican is a friend of mine
We used to sit around the house watching Evil Dead
Talking about the way it used to be
Skit dat daddle dee dee
We used to pull the strippers out of San Pablo Bay
Now the delta waters go down So. Cal.
And the strippers start to fade away

It's pudding time!

As the toys go winding down



Primus: 

7-21-93,  Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA (Beaver Dome - no joke)

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


I might try another Proud Boys cover.  Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back in Town."  Ironically, it would be the same exact title.

Please do not share this information with the domestic terrorist group known as The Proud Boys.


149. Rick Scott Hurrah

Senator Rick Scott is worth a quarter of a billion dollars.  So it would be a herculean task to destroy him financially.  Instead, we should seek to humiliate and embarrass him.

(Senator Scott eagerly signs a bill to defund Planned Parenthood)

Let us undermine Senator Rick Scott's pro-life record and destroy his credibility with the hardcore anti-abortion zealots. Every time he makes a public speaking performance, I would humbly ask any journalist or commentator to introduce him with the memorable Jethro Tull refrain...

Snot is running down his nose! 

But let's alter the lyrics.  Switcharroni!  Switcharooni!  Switcharroni!  

Scott is killing embryos!


Rick Scott Hurrah
sonofsaf

Sucking’ cocks is so much fun
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
He begs for money, though he has some
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt

Trump is a baby and a bad grandad
Daddy’s favorite son
Cries like a girl and it’s very sad
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…

Stormy Daniels is number one
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
She is a girl, but she ain’t a nun
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt

Trump is a baby and a bad grandad
Daddy’s favorite son
Cries like a girl and it’s very sad
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…

Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…

 

I Fought The Law
Grateful Dead

Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won

I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the...

Robbin' people with a six-gun
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I lost my girl, and I lost my fun
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won

I left my baby, and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the...

I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the...



Yeah, I know.  The Clash wrote "I Fought The Law."  But they were a little before my time.  Interestingly enough, The Clash showed up in Pittsburgh on 3 separate occasions in 1982.  Twice at CMU and once at the Stanley Theater.  But I was only 12 years old.  Not quite yet in full-boar concert going mode.

Quite possibly the absolute worst Dead show I ever saw was the the infamous Richfield blizzard show of 1993.  Needless to say, I had a blast.  As did everyone.  But God-damn!  With expectations totally off the chart because of the previous night's cancellation, well... that show totally stunk.  Just uninspired and flat.  Anyone who disagrees with this assessment doesn't know shit.  Regardless, they did encore with the first ever "I Fought The Law."

Grateful Dead concerts:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*

* - no ticket, crashed the gate

Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL),  Pro-life fanatics, Pro Wrestler Booker T.,  the Super Genius Mark Madden, individuals who attended the 1993 blizzard Dead show, and/or anyone who has ever yelled the word "Spinarooni."


#148. Scott In The City

 The defamation of Republican Senator Rick Scott must continue unabated.

(Scott takes a selfie with a gleeful Orange Prolapse) 


 

Scott in the City
sonofsaf

I’m so rich and white
Homely, stop that riot
The Senate must be right
Wanna get laid
Hookers make me afraid
The Senate must be right

'Cause when a rich richie Repub runs dry
It’s okay cuz one day they will die
‘Cause you blow and I’m

Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white

With all the posts and memes
They all live in a dream
The Senate must be right
Don’t be a cunt
The place for you're tongue
The Senate must be right

A tight recall that you have forgot
You lost by a helluva lot
'Cause you blow and I’m

Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
Alright
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white

Well I'll prop up all the sweatshops
I will cum give you a mouthful
Yeah, play with the Dow
And I know about the deep fakes
I'm a-mockin’ all the dead cops
I will groove with the Jones Dow
I'm a peepin’ Uncle Tom
I'm a chicken and a hawk now
No Pork!

Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
No Pork
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white
All white


Hot in the City
Billy Idol

It's hot here at night
Lonely, black and quiet
On a hot summer night
Don't be afraid
Of the world we made
On a hot summer night

'Cause when a long-legged lovely walks by
Yeah you can see the look in her eye
Then you know that it's

Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight

For all the dreams and schemes
People are as they seem
On a hot summer night
Don't be no fun
Don't forget you're young
On a hot summer night

A sometime someone you're not
Don't wait to see what you got
'Cause you know that you're

Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
Alright
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight

Well I'll walk until my feet drop
I'm a train when I'm hateful
Yeah, lay right down now
And I'll ride until your head breaks
I'm a-walkin' 'til my brain pops
I will move with the beat now
I'm a chain 'round an A-bomb
I'm a ribbon in the heat now
New York!

Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
New York
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight
Tonight
 



Never seen Billy Idol in concert.  Truth be told, he doesn't come 'round deez parts too often.  But if does, count me in.  Really enjoyed his brief cameo in the Wedding Singer.

Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Billy Idol.


#147. Big Scott

At CPAC tonight, the Orange Prolapse will perform a rectal reemergence and give his first major speech since he incited an insurrection that left 5 dead and 100+ injured.  Ex-President Donald Trump spent the last 4 years demonizing women of color.  Specifically, female members of Congress.  Hurling insults at every conceivable opportunity.

So I believe the time has come to flip the script.  But I've spent what seems like an eternity composing derogatory material about Trump.  Therefore, I'm going to shift my focus to Senator Rick Scott (R-FL).  

(Senator Rick Scott with an exceptional Bat Boy impression)
 

Scott is the one leading the charge against "weaker" establishment Republicans.  He heads up the National Republican Senatorial Committee and has made it abundantly clear that his primary mission is to take back the Senate and deliver a resounding defeat to Democratic Senators.  He's targeting 4 states in particular: New Hampshire, Nevada, Georgia and Arizona.  

I find myself directly opposed to his objective.  Therefore, I will regale the Senator with multiple song parodies.  Hey, there's plenty of song titles which contain a word that rhymes with "Scott."


Fair warning:  This "NOT-Scott" mission could go on for quite a while.  First up...



Big Scott
sonofsaf

Well, I’m the new rep for the right wing magazines
Conservative head to my toes
With the O.A. double N not banned
And Fox News for the show
And I’m gonna give you a fair warning
Comes down to the wire
And the lies too muddy for me
We’re gonna try and stop the steal
And take back the Senate for me

Because I had to be a big Scott, didn't I
I had to show up from the South
I had to be a big Scott, didn't I
All the socialists will pout
I had to fuck the last black, dumb white
I know that’s what it’s all about
I have to dig in for the long fight
I have to keep the Senate all white

We were all distressed by the riot mess
And the libtards that I treat with disdain
And the gory details we must address
Keep them all so engaged
Oh, but the next time in November
Gonna raise the dead
And hold all the votes in escrow
Because we need more money
Give them all a real low blow

Yes, yes, I to be a big Scott, didn't I
I want to get votes disallowed
I had to be a big Scott, didn't I
All the Communists will pout
I had to fuck the last black, dumb white
I’ll be coming to your town
I have to give you outrage, alright
I have to keep the Senate all white

Well, if you wanna win then stick your dick right in
Senators wanna throw you a bone
But it was never a crime
I couldn’t be more sublime with a dome
No, no, no, no, no, no, I had to be a big Scott, didn't I
I had to show up from the South
I had to be a big Scott, didn't I
All the socialists will pout
I had to fuck the last black, dumb white
I’ll be coming to your town
I have to dig in for the long fight
I have to keep the Senate all white

Big Scott
Big Scott
Big Scott
Big Scott
Big Scott
Big Scott


Big Shot
Billy Joel

Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night

They were all impressed with your Halston dress
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained
Oh, but now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show

Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night

Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night

Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot



Billy Joel:

3-4-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

2-21-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-1-16, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), former President Donald J. Trump, fans of Bat Boy, Billy Joel, and/or the CPAC faithful.


Saturday, February 27, 2021

#146. Moderna

The new Johnson & Johnson single dose vaccine received FDA approval yesterday.  Along with Pfizer and Moderna, that equals a grand total of three vaccines.  The Astra Zeneca alternative is available on the international scene but not in the United States... yet.

First, I'll state the obvious.  Government spending = 1.9 trillion dollars = big bucks.  That's guaranteed money in the big pharma bank with virtually no risk whatsoever.  Unfortunately, the United States employs a "hypercapitalistic" health care system.  An overwhelming abundance of corporate entities, lobbyists, power brokers.  All with divergent agendas.

 



Now regrettably, there's a definitive inevitability that a tiny percentage of those who receive the vaccine will have an extremely adverse reaction, incur lifelong injury, and yes, possibly even die.  It's a numbers game.  Nothing more, nothing less.  

So let's break this down.  All "wars" have varying degrees of engagement and multiple fronts (war on drugs, war on immigration, war on poverty, war on conservative values, etc.).  The same rules would logically apply to the "war on coronavirus."  We've already seen it: calling it the "Chinavirus," embracing the notion of herd immunity, pumping up the effectiveness of therapeutics like hyrdoxychloroquine, etc.  This isn't an accident.  It's merely the politicization and weaponization aspect.  

Therefore, I think it's reasonable to assume that the American public will soon begin to hear "breaking news stories" about isolated cases of nightmarish side effects from certain vaccines.  Fueling the hysteria, people will naturally ask the most obvious question... "Which vaccine did they get?"

I suspect that certain cable channels, particularly those whose motivation is more driven by advertising revenue and who've demonstrated a past willingness to embrace numerous Covid hoax conspiracy theories, might be more inclined to jump on board.  Promoting the notion that certain vaccines have had horrific side effects.  They're inadequate for specific subsets of the population (seniors/children/minorities).   And so on and so forth.  The sky's the limit.  Just something to keep an eye on for mid-March.  Coinciding with the successfully hyped "100 day/100 million vaccinations mark" of course. 

Hmm, with limited attendance and enthusiasm, it could be a good substitute for this year's subdued March Madness.  Just label it "Covid Craziness" and run with it.



Moderna
sonofsaf

I know when to be loud
Know when there’s din
Everyone

This is the real McCoy
On New York Stock Exchange
Big Pharma’s here to win
You don’t wanna go and die
Why oh why, oh my
You don’t need a knife
It's just a shot in the arm
You won’t feel any pain
You don’t wanna go and die
Why oh why, on my
Gonna get the vaccine

Pay a small fee
(Moderna) shot don’t cry
(Moderna) take it my arm this time
(Arm this time) very scary
(Arm this time) B’s so Cardi
(Arm this time) trust in the FDA plan
(FDA) good profession
(FDA) big decision
(FDA) we believe in Moderna

Don’t be such a jerk
It’s just a shot in the arm
I'm still pharming here to win
You don’t wanna go and die
Why oh why, oh my
Gonna get the vaccine

Pay a small fee
(Moderna) shot don’t cry
(Moderna) take it my arm this time
(Arm this time) very scary
(Arm this time) B’s so Cardi
(Arm this time) trust in the FDA plan
(FDA) good profession
(FDA) big decision
(FDA) we believe in Moderna

Pay a small fee
(Moderna) shot don’t cry
(Moderna) take it my arm this time
(Arm this time) very scary
(Arm this time) B’s so Cardi
(Arm this time) trust in the FDA plan
(FDA) good profession
(FDA) big decision
(FDA) we all believe in Moderna

Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
Moderna (Moderna)
(Moderna)
(Moderna)
(Moderna)
(Moderna)
Moderna, pay a small fee
(Moderna)
Moderna, shot don’t cry
(Modern love)
Moderna, pay a small fee
(Moderna)
Moderna, shot don’t cry
(Moderna)
Gonna get the vaccine
(Moderna)
(Moderna)


Modern Love
David Bowie

I know when to go out
Know when to stay in
Get things done

I catch a paper boy
But things don't really change
I'm standing in the wind
But I never wave bye-bye
But I try, I try
There's no sign of life
It's just the power to charm
I'm lying in the rain
But I never wave bye-bye
But I try, I try
Never gonna fall for

walks beside me
(Modern love) walks on by
(Modern love) gets me to the church on time
(Church on time) terrifies me
(Church on time) makes me party
(Church on time) puts my trust in God and man
(God and man) no confession
(God and man) no religion
(God and man) don't believe in modern love

It's not really work
It's just the power to charm
I'm still standing in the wind
But I never wave bye bye
But I try, I try
Never gonna fall for

walks beside me
(Modern love) walks on by
(Modern love) gets me to the church on time
(Church on time) terrifies me
(Church on time) makes me party
(Church on time) puts my trust in God and man
(God and man) no confession
(God and man) no religion
(God and man) don't believe in modern love

walks beside me
(Modern love) walks on by
(Modern love) gets me to the church on time
(Church on time) terrifies me
(Church on time) makes me party
(Church on time) puts my trust in God and man
(God and man) no confession
(God and man) no religion
(God and man) I don't believe in modern love

Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
(Modern love)
(Modern love)
(Modern love)
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks beside me
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks on by
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks beside me
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks on by
(Modern love)
Never gonna fall for
(Modern love)
(Modern love)


David Bowie:

9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA


4th quarter Moderna vaccine sales = 200 million.  That number is expected to skyrocket to 18.4 billion in 2021.  That’s a percentage increase of 9,100%.  Granted, it’s a single quarter compared to an entire year.  But suffice it say, that’s not too shabby.

Please do not share this information with employees of Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Astra Zeneca and/or mankind.


Friday, February 26, 2021

#145. Little Shit Trump

It's a hot Friday night in downtown Orlando.  And CPAC is in full throttle.  Earlier today, they wheeled in this bizarro Golden Trump statue.  Now there can be only one logical reaction.  And I can sum it up in 3 letters... WTF?!?

Former National Security Advisor Lt. General H.R. McMaster lends a helping hand

 
Of course, the real Donald Trump never wears shorts

Well, except when he nails that forehand cross-court volley at Wimbledon

My point?  When I first conceived of the Orange Prolapse moniker/nickname/hashtag, I thought it might be a little too extreme.  Butt then realized, well... there's no shortage of "Trump Ass" cartoon pics on the internet.  It's actually a thriving cottage industry.  The shit's everywhere, infinite, omnipresent... as though it were the ass of God.  Hmm, maybe President Biden could incorporate this economic phenomenon into his Build Back Better campaign.  #UnleashTheGeek (Squad)





All too real.
 

 

Butt in the end... an ass, is an ass, is an ass.

 


Little Shit Trump
sonofsaf

Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time (x3)
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time (x3)
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time

I was raised in Brooklyn didn’t have no friends
Was a Festivus for the rest of us
Costanza Estelle pole in the attic
Little shit Trump likes to crap, shittin’ it
Potty givin’ it, from the crack of his ass
Toilet for pissing, urine cup
Likes to crap below the hips that crap’s hot
A soft dick orange tip for cum shot
And I'm weighing in with Trump Tower and the show biz
I flick my Bic but never smoke shit
I failed in school, aint’ that cool
Cum on me I’m gay
You can toss Trump’s fat fucking salad muthafuckas all of the live long day

Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time

Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time, right?
Don’t care about what’s wrong or right
Always was a half wit, no Marine they’re proud and few
That in those four years I didn’t get any older, crap
Well I don’t care about questions and askin’ everyone why
All I give a shit about’s makin’ them libtards cry
If you ever try searchin’ or askin’ for some evil rationale
Ask him why North Korea won  
Yahoo yahoo maybe  
Kim Jong Un

Are you sucking his dong? Inbred butter, for another
Deep in your crack, deep in your crack shit
He’ll be anointing them sticky buns, cinnamon

Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time

Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time

 

Pistol Grip Pump
RATM

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine

I was raised in the hood called what the diffrence
The brothers in the hood be chivalrous
So I rest defense on my ligaments
Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin it
Full life living it, never giving it back
Too late for slipping, so slack up
On my lap its on your lips so track shot
A steel dick more clip for pump but
All I'm saying there ain't no question who the man is
In my civic or in this show biz
I drill the fool, kill the fool
Come on what you say?
I think I can take care of all you muthafuckas don't delay right away

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, right?
Cause tricks be out for your blindside
Never understood it, but remember I showed you
That in these times you gotta look over your shoulder, strap
Well that ain't nothin' but the intent of gettin high
And a cop giving you shit for just passing you by
If your ever in trouble or on the double best to call your pals
If you got none buy a shotgun
Got a new new style
Around me

Are we getting along? We family, we better be
We got your back, we got your back kid
Just don't be pointing one of them guns, allright man

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine



If you can successfully pull off my RATM karaoke cover of Pistol Grip Pump... you are a better man than I.

Rage Against The Machine:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-24-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (one of my all-time favorite shows)

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump, President Joe Biden, the My Pillow asshole, and/or the CPAC faithful and/or any CPAC idolators.


#144. Tiger Woods

Wishing Tiger Woods a speedy recovery after that horrific car accident.  

On second thought, I honestly don't care.  My favorite golfer was Bruce Lietzke.  

He unfortunately succumbed to brain cancer in 2018.  He was 67.


Tiger Woods
sonofsaf

DUI is not the case, he said
DUI is not my crime
Reckless driving into ravine
Jaws of life to get me out

Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow

Tough to drive like the Mars Rover
A car crash is such an ugly sound
The traffic gods they did appease me
Hospital trip but I’ll soon be out

Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow

Next time I will take it slow
Cracking smashing all the doors and all the windows
I'm healing after crashing

Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow

 

If I Could
Phish

Take me to another place, she said
Take me to another time
Run with me across the oceans
Float me on a silver cloud"

If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would and I'd take you now

Stay with me till time turns over
I want to feel my feet leave the ground
Take me where the whispering breezes
Can lift me up and spin me around

If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would and I'd take you now

Hear you laughing as we go
Flipping backward through the doors and through the windows
I'm melting into nothing

If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would and I'd take you now


Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH (one of my all-time favorite concerts)
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Once and for all, I will settle the age old debate regarding which band is better:  Phish or The Grateful Dead?  Hint: it's the latter.

Please do not share this information with Tiger Woods, Phish phans, and/or anyone related to the late Bruce Lietzke.



#143. Kavanaugh

Just about every commentator on Fox News is thoroughly disgusted.  In 2018, Governor Andrew Cuomo aggressively kissed one of his assistants.  

(Lindsey Boylan and Governor Andrew Cuomo)

But this is the same liberal media that put poor U.S. Circuit Judge Brett Kavanaugh through absolute hell.   Albeit for allegations of suffocation, attempted rape, and conceivably attempted murder.  I vividly remember his opening statement before the Senate.  Damn, that Brett was one pissed off dude.  A little too much feigned indignation for my tastes.  Just more white privilege as far as I'm concerned.  As if he was somehow entitled to have a lifetime position on the Supreme Court.  You know, just because the Trumpy said he was a "great" judge.

(Kavanaugh and Trump pose for a creepy victory lap)



Kavanaugh
sonofsaf

Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Smoke crack, by the pound
Chugging beers, shotguns all around
Bud Light, livin’ proud and really white
Crazy college kid, oh the shit he did

My boner gonna fuck her you’ll see
I’ll dive on top of her
I'll rape her!

Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh

I’m shootin’ loads quick, I don’t need a vaccine
Got the deal for a meal, Richard Simmons is mean
Bud Light, livin’ proud and really white
Take the fast lane rampin’ up for a fight

My boner gonna fuck her you’ll see
I’ll dive on top of her
I'll rape her!
Oh!

Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Ow!
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!

Yeah, we're judging’ a little bit to the right
I can barely hear the left with their dicks jackin’ off
Show them I’m playin’
Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' tease my ball sack

I’m cummin’, I’m cryin’
My behind gotta seat on the bench now
Left is queerin’, eyes are tearin’
Mary Poppins, ain’t no sobbin’ now

Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Kavanaugh!


Panama
Van Halen

Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Jump back, what's that sound?
Here she comes, full blast'n top down
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her!

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama

Ain't nothin' like it, it's a shining machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom

Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her
Oh!

Panama, Panama
Ow!
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
Know what I'm sayin'
Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back

She's runnin', I'm flyin'
Right behind in the rearview mirror now
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama!

 



Saf, so what are your favorite Van Halen tunes?  Good question:  Gotta go with Hot For Teacher, Unchained, and Panama in that particular order.  No Sammy Hagar pour moi.  I have this buddy "Man Boy Love Child" from Martins Ferry, Ohio.  His entire life revolves around the ethereal pursuits of anything Hagar-related.  Though I suppose it could be worse.  He could worship the Orange Prolapse (Trump)... as do millions.  

Van Halen concerts:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA (Kool and the Gang opened - odd pairing)
7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
 

Please do not share this information with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, former President Donald J. Trump, Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-NY), Lindsey Bowlan and/or anyone who enjoyed that horrible cartoon Hagar the Horrible.


#142. Ron DeSantis

Representative Charlie Crist (D-FL) recently sent a letter to the U.S. Attorney General's Office regarding the locations of certain "pop up" vaccination sites. 

I write with concern about reports that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is establishing coronavirus vaccine distribution and administration sites in select locations to benefit political allies and donors, over the needs of higher risk communities and existing county waitlists. 

Apparently, the Florida Gov. is looking to prioritize the Covid vaccine in extremely wealthy neighborhoods where residents are more likely to vote Republican.  Hard to fathom that someone in a position of power would attempt to "weaponize" the vaccine.  Cue the sarcasm.

(left to right: mail order bride, orange prolapse, Gov. Ron DeSantis, wife Casey)

E-gad!  If this is a harbinger of the shit to cum...

Speaking of "popping up," DeSantis is actually popping up on some gambling sites as a minimally viable Republican presidential contender in 2024.  So I thought he deserved a song parody.  The problem was the syllable progression of his last name.  It's a tough one.  But then I reflected on this underrated metal anthem.



Ron DeSantis
sonofsaf

Real go getter just you wait and see
Leaderless cow-tow
He just wants to be free
Heard the Rush Limbuagh on the radio,
Butt the asshole was dead
Like a man with no cred
We all hate him - Governor
We think he’s shit - suck and blow
Loves the crowd, it’s all for show
Ron DeSantis is governor

Republican nation
For the duration
Neutering and spaying
Covid vaccine delayin’
Voters want fake news so they’re not losin’
We are all stable
We want Fox News on the cable

We all hate him - Governor
We think he’s shit - suck and blow
Loves the crowd, it’s all for show
Ron DeSantis is governor

We all hate him - Governor
We think he’s shit - suck and blow
Loves the crowd, it’s all for show
Ron DeSantis is governor

Republican nation
For the duration
Neutering and spaying
Covid vaccine delayin’
We all hate him - Governor
We think he’s shit - suck and blow
Loves the crowd, it’s all for show
Ron DeSantis is governor


Blow your Speakers
Manowar

Wrote a letter to the M.T.V.
What's goin' on now
Don't ya care about me
Sent the same letter to the radio,
But my party went dead
Like a shot in the head
We all like it - Rock and Roll
We all want it - On your show
Play it loud, don't play it low
Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll

We got lots of stations
Around the nation
And the stuff they're playing
It just ain't worth my sayin'
People want music to get'em movin'
We don't want labels
We want music on the table

We all like it - Rock and Roll
We all want it - on your show
Play it loud, don't play it low
Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll

We all like it - Rock and Roll
We all want it - on your show
Play it loud, don't play it low
Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll

We got lots of stations
Around the nation
And the stuff they're playing
It just ain't worth my sayin'
We all like it - Rock and Roll
We all want it - on your show
Play it loud, don't play it low
Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll


 

Manowar has only come to the Burgh twice.  Back in 1989 they played at Top Charlie's (never even heard of this venue) and in 2002 they played the Metropol, which at the time, was simply known as "M."  Missed 'em both times. 

Please do not share this information with Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL), Casey DeSantis, Charlie Crist (D-FL), Melania Trump, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or anyone who has literally blown a speaker.


Thursday, February 25, 2021

#141. The Dogs of Lore

For the love of Dog!  The same Lady Gaga, who's currently in Italy, and formerly hangin' in the Glen-ville/Mound-dale, West Virginia area... well, she just had two of her dogs stolen!  French Bulldogs!  WTF !?!  How fucked up is that?

And not only that, her dedicated dog walker Ryan Fischer got shot in the chest 4 times.  Fortunately, he's alive and recovering in a Los Angeles hospital.  But it does make you kinda wonder about the "quality" of said weapon.  With such a bizarro attack, I just have this weird hunch it may have been a cap gun of some sort.  Seems more like when those two flamboyant street thugs stole Elaine's armoire

Anyway, one of the dogs managed to escape.  But the other two are still being held captive.  

 
 
Who's responsible?  Proud Boys?  Oath Keepers?  Hollywood fringe Stephen Miller hippie loyalists?  At this early stage, I honestly have no idea whatsoever.  For all I know Punky Brewster might be Dr. Evil.

So the double Ga is offering a 500K reward for the safe return of her miniaturized dog-men.  No questions asked.  Not really sure how GaX2 plans to distribute the payout.  Sopranos tote bag?  Bitcoin?  Deutshe Bank?  Hmm, I dunno.  But that's neither here nor there.  

So I'm gonna go on the record here.  If Lady Gaga would like my assistance regarding canine arbitration, or doggie separation PTSD, or anything whatsoever... I will step up to the plate!  FREE OF CHARGE!  All I want is the opportunity to tell her about my stampede crap.  After all, she's all about human rights?  Right?

 


 

The Dogs of Lore
sonofsaf

Dogs of lore let’s take the bait
There are laws, that might incriminate
Robbery cannot be condoned
Unless it was Big Al Capone
Dognappers need to go to jail
Life is very fragile
For hard cash, she wants Gustave Koji
The ticketmasters and the dogs will believe

French Bulldogs, these are not mere hounds
French Bulldogs, five hundred grand throw down
French Bulldogs, French Bulldogs

Dog thief entrepeneurs, neanderthals,
Little doggies with big ‘ol balls
Throw turkey bacon, all over the floor
And release the dogs of lore
Not a joke this ain’t no fun
Fido, Israel Palestinian
But the dudes will abide, await the feast
As long as the correct palms prepare to be greased

French Bulldogs, these are not mere hounds
French Bulldogs, five hundred grand throw down
French Bulldogs, French Bulldogs

The dogs of lore are humpin’ their fate
The dogs of lore make our country great
They could die or might not live,
And you will cry and never forgive
They will laugh and call you whore,
It is all for the show, no matter what is in store
The people must choose when mankind is feigned
So Gaga’s here to stay, Gaga goes all the way.

French Bulldogs, these are not mere hounds
French Bulldogs, five hundred grand throw down
French Bulldogs, French Bulldogs

 

The Dogs of War
Pink Floyd

Dogs of war and men of hate
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discovery is to be disowned
Our currency is flesh and bone
Hell opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round and haggle
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Even our masters don't know the web we weave

One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world, one world

Invisible transfers, long distance calls,
Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogs of war
You can't stop what has begun
Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion
We all have a dark side, to say the least
And dealing in death is the nature of the beast

One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world, one world

The dogs of war don't negotiate
The dogs of war won't capitulate,
They will take and you will give,
And you must die so that they may live
You can knock at any door,
But wherever you go, you know they've been there before
Well winners can lose and things can get strained
But whatever you change, you know the dogs remain.

One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world, one world



Regrettably, I have never seen Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta a/k/a Woman Goo Goo.

Pink Floyd:

5-26-94, Cleveland Municipal Stadium, Cleveland, OH*
5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

Roger Waters:

Roger Waters, 7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters, 9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Australian Pink Floyd:

12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Brit Floyd:

8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

* depends on your perspective, long story


Please do not share this information with Lady Gaga, Ryan Fischer, Roger Waters, Pink Floyd fans, and/or dogwalkers and/or dognappers.


#140. Manchin On K Street

Great trivia question:  Who are the only three U.S. Senators to formally acknowledge, in writing, the existence of a hypothetical, asymmetric cyber-threat known as an "artificially generated stampede?"  

Answer:  Joe Manchin (D-WV), Roger Wicker (R-MS), and the late John McCain (R-AZ).

A few days ago, Senator Manchin decided to proactively voice his opposition to the confirmation of Neera Tanden for OMB.  What a centrist hillbilly cocksucker!



Manchin'
sonofsaf

Come salute the flags unfurled
Draw your weapon we never retreat
Politics and the Senate’s white
With Manchin on K Street

They're camping in the forest (Manchin on K Street)
On New River Gorge (Manchin on K Street)
In Wheeling city (Manchin on K Street)

We don’t want no fake news, oh fake news
Fuckin’ fake news we won’t share
There are secret gay men, and white men prayin’
Manchin on K Street

Oh, he's a pro-life Dem if you care
And he almost never swears
So float on, every mouse, grab a chick
Hillbillies headin’ out the crick

He’s Joe Manchin (Manchin on K Street)
He’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)

It's a situation without damnation
Don’t steal his Senate seat
There'll be minds unhinging, and fake news stinging
Manchin on K Street

Back Home Festival’s the way (Manchin on K Street)
Beech Bottom Follansbee now (Manchin on K Street)
You should exit at Star City (Manchin on K Street)

We don’t want no fake news, oh fake news (oh fake news)
Fuckin’ fake news we won’t share
There are secret gay men, and white men prayin’
Manchin on K Street

Oh, he's a pro-life Dem if you care
And he almost never swears
So float on, every mouse, grab a chick
Hillbillies heading’ out the crick

He’s Manchin
He’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
He’ll lead the way (Manchin on K Street)
Every day, the’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
Don’t ask him to resign (Manchin on K Street)
Doin’ fine, he’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
Common sense thru and thru (Manchin on K Street)
Me and you, he’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)

 

Dancin’
Grateful Dead

Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer's here and the time is right
For dancing in the street

They're dancing in Chicago (dancing in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancing in the street)
In New York City (dancing in the street)

All we need is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing
Dancing in the street

Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on, every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world

They'll be dancing (dancing in the street)
They're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)

It's an invitation across the nation
A chance for folks to meet
There'll be laughing, singing, and music swinging
Dancing in the street

Philadelphia, PA (dancing in the street)
Baltimore and D.C. now (dancing in the street)
Can't forget the Motor City (dancing in the street)

All we need is music, sweet music (sweet music)
There'll be music everywhere (everywhere)
There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing
Dancing in the street

Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on, every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world

They're dancing
They're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Way down in L.A. (dancing in the street)
Every day, they're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Let's form a big, strong line (dancing in the street)
Get in time, we're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Across the ocean blue (dancing in the street)
Me and you, we're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)




Grateful Dead concerts:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*

* - no ticket, crashed the gate

Please do not share this information with Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), Neera Tanden, Roger Wicker (R-MS), family members of the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ), and/or anyone who saw the Grateful Dead play Dancin' in 1985.


#139. Neera Tanden

Biden's pick for OMB, Neera Tanden, has drawn the ire of alleged Democratic centrist Senator Joe Manchin.  A few days ago, he came out as officially opposed to her nomination.  She apparently has a long history of "mean tweets."  Sounds familiar, eh?  

Yesterday, they decided to "postpone" the nomination for a bit so everyone can take a closer look at her record.  That's politico speak for "leave her in a state of abeyance with the ultimate intention of permanently destroying her."  My hunch is that Biden's inner circle is holding out til the late afternoon Friday news cycle... when Tanden will "officially withdraw her name" because she doesn't want to be "a distraction" while the country is "moving forward" during the Covid pandemic.

I was wondering who the Republicans would target for execution.  Seems like they're going after her and Xavier Becerra (Health and Human Services Secretary).  I imagine they'll go with a valiant refrain --- "taxpayer funded, late term abortion" excuse.  But my hunch is that Becerra squeaks through as Tanden gets kicked to the K-Street curb.

Don't worry Joe.  I wrote a song for you as well.  And I'll post it... drumroll please... NEXT!


Neera Tanden
sonofsaf

Stuck inside of D.C.
Working for the lobbies
Office of Budget, Management,
Like you, Neera
You, Neera…
You...

If she didn’t have any fear
Confirmed and going all the way
Tweetin’ for the hilarity.
All a game that we often play
If she didn’t have any fear
(if she didn’t have any fear)

Well, Donald exploded cuz he had no cash
No more banks to borrow from
And the first bank said to the second bank there,
“There’s gonna be run."

Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden
And the Biden team,
Forgot to scream
She almost nearly won
She is Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden.
She is Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden.

Well, Kamala wept and Joe began to cry
They could use a coke with rum
But the politicians really didn’t care
Bout the battles to be won.

Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden
And the Biden team,
Forgot to scream
She almost nearly won
She is Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden.

Yeah, she’s Neera Tanden
She’s Neera Tanden
Neera Tanden
Neera Tanden

Well, it’s so appalling
With the political winds that shift around this town
Like a clown dressed up in Mar-A-Lago wear
And his judgment isn’t sound

Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden
You can barely nudge, a Senate budge
To settle up the score
She is Neera Tanden
Neera Tanden
Neera Tanden
Neera Tanden


Band on the Run
Paul McCartney

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one nice again,
Like you, mama
You, mama...
You...

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here
(if we ever get out of here)

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
And the first one said to the second one there,
"I hope you're having fun."

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man,
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run.
For the band on the run, band on the run.

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run.

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man,
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run.

Yeah, the band on the run
The band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run

Well, the night was falling
As the desert world began to settle down
In the town they're searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Band on the run, band on the run
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for ever more.
For the band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run




Paul McCartney concerts:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


Please do not share this information with Neera Tanden, Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), HHS nominee Xavier Becerra and/or fans of Macca.