#82. True Britt

Disclaimer:  This parody's about as bad as it gets.   Then again... never say never.

Kansas City Head Coach Andy Reid has a son named Britt (age 35) who's an assistant with the team.  He didn't make the trip to Tampa for the Super Bowl.  Instead, he got arrested for a likely DUI involving a vehicular accident near the the stadium on I-435.  

 

One of the victims, 5 year old Ariel remains in critical condition.  

Though please do not fret.  Britt came away from the collision physically unscathed.

Dedicated to my favorite Britt... Quick Draw Britt McGraw. (sorry)

 

True Britt
sonofsaf

One day, brittle ginger, the basket will be a case
It helps that your are “a white” happy hour’s fun
Someday brittle ginger you’ll blunder without a doubt
But other DUI battles will be unknown
So, Adderral for the mind
You’re in a bind, a Latter Day Saint’s not a Jew
Tyreek is fit but dad is shit
When the Chief Mormon is true Britt

One day victim dies and an angel’s in the skies
You'll vomit and pee
In Kansas City dine with me
At Arrowhead we will play
You will kill again some way

True Grit (theme song)
Glen Campbell

One day, little girl, the sadness will leave your face
As soon as you've won the fight to get justice done
Someday little girl you'll wonder what life's about
But other's have known few battles are won alone
So, you'll look around to find
Someone who's kind, someone who is fearless like you
The pain of it will ease a bit
When you find a man with true grit

One day you will rise and you won't believe your eyes
You'll wake up and see
A world that is fine and free
Though summer seems far away
You will find the sun one day

Never saw Glen Campbell.  Never seen an episode of True Grit either.  I'm presently comfortable with how both of those non-events have impacted my existence.

Kansas City Chiefs:

10-15-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-12-12, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-2-16, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

9-16-18, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Britt Reid, Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs fans, the innocent victims of DUI vehicular accidents, and/or descendants of the late Glen Campbell.