#63. Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is steeping down as Amazon CEO to spend more time with his money.  Poor guy.  Hey, if you got 186 billion dollars, I really can't blame ya.  Maybe it's time to hang it up.  After all, enough is enough!  Right?  

Financially speaking, the mega-billionaires generally outperformed during the pandemic.  Now that just might be the understatement of the century.  Or at least the past 21 years.  Go figure.  Here's a pic of Bezos shaking the hand of the Orange Prolapse.  That's about as close as he'll git.  Sick!  Bad!  Horrible!  Orange prolapse emoticon.

 

Dedicated to the second wealthiest person on the planet earth.  So with his permission or reluctantly tacit approval, I'd like to start a Jeff Bezos fan club.  Hey now, I honestly think the guy could use a helpin' hand.  How about a little emotional support? Aye?!

It has been rumored that the "double helix" design for the new corporate headquarters just outside D.C. was grounded in the vision of his gay lover and him taking turns with an enormous, spiral glass dildo.

  

 

Jeff Bezos
sonofsaf

His bank account ain’t hollow
Amazon, CEO
Jeff Bezos
Has a home in Sao Paulo
Surrounded by a moat
It just sold
Oh, more money for me
Jeff Bezos

And I humanize divine
Indeed a God am I
And I humanize divine
Indeed a God am I

They say I hang with perverts
Take pills instead of dope
I swallow
My gifts cause a commotion
Charities to be won
It’s all for fun
The call me bald and thin
It’s not all fun

And I humanize divine
Indeed a God am I
And I humanize divine
Indeed a God am I

Venom spews all around me
Words to sift in escrow
I’m Jeff Bezos
And sift the thoughts about me
Jeff Bezos

 

No One Knows
Queens of the Stone Age

We get some rules to follow
That and this, these and those
No one knows
We get these pills to swallow
How they stick in your throat?
Tastes like gold
Oh, what you do to me
No one knows

And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool am I
And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool am I

I journey through the desert
Of the mind with no hope
I follow
I drift along the ocean
Dead lifeboats in the sun
And come undone
Pleasantly caving in
I come undone

And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool am I
And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool am I

Heaven smiles above me
What a gift here below
But no one knows
The gift that you give to me
No one knows

Queens Of The Stone Age concerts:

7-19-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

9-14-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

9-13-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, former President Donald J. Trump, fans of QOTSA, and/or multi-billionaires.