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Pre-insurrection: Senator & Minority Whip John Thune (R-SD) --- "Trump's challenge to Biden's election win will go down like a 'shot dog.'
Wow, what a bold statement from Thune! This guy must have an abundance of courage.
Post-insurrection: As expected, Thune along with Bitch McConnell and the majority of other cowardly, dishonorable Republicans, ignore their oath, bite their tongues, or in this particular case, lick their collective scrota, and vote to acquit.
And yes, scrota is the plural for scrotum.
John Thune
sonofsaf
John Thune, you lack the testosterone
Stand up to Trump do your part
Refrain from sucking his bone
John Thune, your state is one I don’t care for
Trump’s head on the face of Mt. Rushmore
Sturgis bikers I abhor
And Covid’s honestly not feared unto thee
The vaccine in the arms on hold
I heard Governor Noem purr “we must stay free“
But then I looked, people were dead and old
John Thune, still lacks the testosterone
Stand up to Trump do your part
Refrain from sucking his bone
And Covid’s honestly not feared unto thee
The vaccine in the arms on hold
I heard Governor Noem purr “we must stay free“
But then I looked, people were dead and old
John Thune, still lacks the testosterone
Stand up to Trump do your part
Refrain from sucking his bone
John Thune, still lacks the testosterone
Stand up to Trump do your part
Refrain from sucking his bone
Blue Moon
Frank Sinatra
Blue moon, you saw me standin' alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me sayin' a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Please do not share this information with Senator John Thune (R-SD), former President Donald J. Trump, Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD), Sturgis fanatics, Covid deniers, and/or people visiting Mt. Rushmore.
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