#137. Lanky Scott Presler

This CPAC speaker "nursery rhyme parody" will constitute my final effort.  

Here's a comprehensive list of all 10.  

Huckabee Sanders (Little Miss Muffet)
There Was a Piece of Shit Named Ted Cruz (There Was A Piece Of Shit Whose Name Was Ted Cruz)
Jody Hice (Three Blind Mice)
Michael Michael Pompeo (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
Congresswoman Boebert (Ring-a-Ring-a-Rosies)
Congresswoman Fishbach (Incy Wincy Spider)
I’m A Donald Junior (I’m A little Teapot)
Kevin McCarthy (Hush, Little Baby)
Larry Kudlow (Humpty Dumpty)
Lanky Scott Presler (Little Jack Horner)

As I've stated several times, feel free to consolidate all of them on a single sheet of paper and distribute directly outside the main entrance of the Orlando Hyatt Regency (preferably tomorrow when the excitement level is at a fever pitch).  Butt for now... on with the show.

Scott Presler is a 6' 5" openly gay conservative activist.  I sifted through his bio and he basically has three claims to fame.  He organizes trash clean-ups.  He registers people to vote Republican.  And he's gay and loves the Orange Prolapse.  Congratulations.

I've always wondered about the perpetual identity crises of the Log Cabin Republicans.  I mean, how the fuck can anyone seriously identify as a homosexual and be on board with the Republican party?  But in a way, it is consistent with the explicit over-the-top "drag queen" routine.  Look at me!  Look at me!  Except it's a helluva lot easier.  Just put on a MAGA ballcap, carry a pocket bible, strap on your gun... and play along.  

Oh... the desire to belong.  The need to affiliate with large groups.  It's a fundamental human need.  However, sometimes it really takes you off the deep end.  Rest assured, whatever the scenario, someone's always there to step up.  Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld's insistence of how there would always be a certain niche of women who yearn for the Pigman.  

Blacks for Trump.  Latinos for Trump.  Women for Trump.  

Human Beings for Trump.

Lanky Scott Presler

Lanky Scott Presler
Should be a hair dresser
Just do not ask him why
He acts kind of dumb
CPAC calls him scum
He says, “What a faggot am I!” 

Little Jack Horner

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”

Please do not share this information with conservative activist Scott Presler, former President Donald J. Trump, those in attendance at CPAC and/or a Pigman.