#129. There Was A Piece Of Shit Whose Name Was Ted Cruz

Senator Ted Cruz took a lot of heat this weekend for abandoning his constituents.  But do not fret.  The man is back.  And he's here to help.  Cruz was kind enough to share some of his philanthropic activity on social media.  Thank God for the evidence. 

(Senator Ted Cruz to the rescue!  Here he is helping distribute cases of bottled water.)

(Wow!  Look at Teddy Bear go!  Just H2O it!)

 

(Chow time!  Lyin' Ted prepares barbecue with all the fixins for some hungry firefighters.)

 

 

 

There was a piece of shit whose name was Ted Cruz

There was a piece of shit whose name was Ted Cruz
He took a flight to Cancun, and it wasn’t fake news
He flew right back home, to put the rumors to bed
And learned of supporters, how many were dead

 

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do
She gave them some broth without any bread
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed

Please do not share this information with Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX).