#84. The Eleven

Regarding the 2008 "Goodbye Toby" scene from The Office, here's the parody for Michael Scott's "Beers in Heaven."

Dedicated to the only guy I know who's actually named Toby.  Toby E. out in Indianapolis, IN.  If you're looking for an inspired DJ or hosting a karaoke party.  http://www.p3dj.com/

  

The Eleven
sonofsaf

Would you drink a beer?
If twelve packs were eleven
Would you pay cashier
If twelve packs were eleven

I must beer bong
And Jerry on
'Cause I know a grateful song
The Eleven

Would you understand
If twelve packs were eleven
Would you pay a grand
If twelve packs were eleven

Bud Light is gay
Or so they say
'Cause I know it’s the prime way
The Eleven

Beer is drink and drown
Beer is a disease
Beer can make you fart
Leaves you ill at ease
Illin’ please

Rotten to the core
You’re an anal whore
Butt I know that you deplore
The Eleven

Would you drink a beer?
If twelve packs were eleven
Would you pay cashier
If twelve packs were eleven

I must beer bong
And Jerry on
'Cause I know a grateful song
The Eleven

 

Tears in Heaven
Eric Clapton

Would you know my name?
If I saw you in heaven
Would it be the same?
If I saw you in heaven

I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven

Would you hold my hand?
If I saw you in heaven
Would you help me stand?
If I saw you in heaven

I'll find my way
Through night and day
'Cause I know I just can't stay
Here in heaven

Time can bring you down
Time can bend your knees
Time can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please

Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven

Would you know my name?
If I saw you in heaven
Would you be the same?
If I saw you in heaven

I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven

Eric Clapton concerts:

4-6-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 

5-30-98, MGM Grand, Las Vegas, NV  

(I was not there.  My parents got comp tickets to this show while they were in Vegas.  They stayed for the first few songs and then bolted because it was "too loud."  Knowing my obsession with ticket stubs, my mom mailed 'em to me).

 

Please do not share this information with fans of The Office, Supertramp, The Grateful Dead, and/or people who purchase beer by the 12-pack.