Thursday, February 04, 2021

#67. Whining Barr

Here's a bombshell for ya!  I have 100% evidence of an illicit, homosexual affair between former Attorney General William Barr and the Orange Prolapse.  This is not some sick attempt at humor.  My sources uncovered a hastily scribbled attempt at a "lovers' quarrel parody song" written by ex-President Donald Trump.

Just when you think you've seen it all.

Normally, I would utilize real-world photos of the individuals.  But these caricatures should suffice.


A certain level of discretion is in order.  I mean, this material is definitely slanderous, incredibly scandalous, and assuredly libelous.  And I don't want Trump to sick his weekly legal team on me.  After all, they have a trial to prepare for.  Rumor has it that Trump's considering employing the services of none other than Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).  After all, the woman likes to argue and has lately been lookin' to pick a fight.  Right?  Also, she hails from the impeachment state.  Sounds like a match made in heaven.

Dedicated to the flabulous gocks of Trump and Barr.  They're real... and they're spectacular (the flabulous gocks that is).



Whining Barr
sonofsaf

AG you are a whining Barr
Please just go away, oh baby
I’ll pacify you both near and far
That binky will stay, oh baby

The Donald has lied, lied his mind
He lied all of the time, oh baby
Won’t you biggie size my Big Mac and fries (free)
McDonald’s me one more time, oh baby

Money, his personal attorney
All allegiance to my homey, to my homey
To my homey

AG you are a whining Barr
AG you are a whining Barr
I’ll pacify you both near and far
That binky will stay, oh baby

If we could just keep lying here with one another
Cost of love, oh baby
Funny when we fuck, ridin’ double dutch
You're all I ever creamed on, oh baby

Money, his personal attorney
All allegiance to my homey, to my homey
To my homey

AG you are a whining Barr, please just go away

 

Shining Star
Jerry Garcia

Honey you are my shining star
Don’t you go away
I wanna be right here where you are
Till my dying day, oh baby

So many have tried, tried to find
A love like yours and mine, oh baby
Don't you realize how you hypnotize me
Make me love you more each time, oh baby

Honey, I'll never leave you lonely
I'll give my love to you only, to you only
To you only

Honey you are my shining star
Honey you are my shining star
I wanna be right here where you are
Till my dying day, oh baby

Feel so good when we're lying here next to each other
Lost in love, oh baby
Honey when we touch, I love you so much
You're all I ever dreamed of, oh baby

Honey, I'll never leave you lonely
I'll give my love to you only, to you only
To you only

Honey you are my shining star, don't you go away

One of my biggest concert fails was skipping out on a spontaneous trip to see the Jerry Garcia Band at the Buffalo Memorial Auditorium (11-5-93).  Jerry opened the second set with Shining Star.  Hence, I never saw a solo Jerry show.  Plenty of Dead shows though.

Grateful Dead concerts:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (all-time favorite concert)
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheater, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteater, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteater, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN (no ticket - gatecrasher)

Please do not share this information with former Attorney General William Barr, ex-President Donald J. Trump, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, (R-GA), surviving members of the Grateful Dead, and/or Deadheads.


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