Saturday, February 20, 2021

#123. Dirty Reed One Big Creep

The Cuomo family of New York is what you'd label a political dynasty.  Mario Cuomo was governor of New York for over a decade (1983-1994).  That's three straight terms.  And Secretary of State (1975-78).  And Lt. Governor (1979-1982).  And who knows what else. 

(vintage black and white photo of Mario Cuomo and the Orange Prolapse)

His son Andrew Cuomo is the current New York governor.  

(substantial friction between Andrew Cuomo and the Orange Prolapse)

Andrew followed in daddy's footsteps, holding a variety of positions in the Clinton administration.  Then became New York Attorney General in 2006.  Then was elected Governor in 2010 and has won reelection twice.  He'll likely seek a 4th term in 2022.  In the state of New York, term limits need not apply.

Anyway, Fox News is staging an all-out war against the governor for his mishandling of the Covid crisis.  Particularly regarding nursing home fatality rates.  They're also focusing on Democratic party infighting between Cuomo and NY City Councilman Joe Borelli. (good strategy - divide and conquer.  As opposed to just raising money.)

So now this bald-headed, Finger Lake fuck Tom Reed (R-NY) came on Fox News today and hinted that he might challenge Cuomo in the upcoming cycle.

(A joyous Reed looks on as the Orange Prolapse "cuts the ribbon" at a metallic dildo factory.)

But Cuomo has a campaign war chest of over 17 million.  So long story short, if Reed wants to be a serious contender, he's gonna need to raise a shit-ton of cash.  

Dedicated to Tom Reed:  Feel free to use my personalized fundraising parody.  It's specifically tailored to fulfill your rigorous financial demands.


Dirty Reed One Big Creep
sonofsaf

If you're havin' trouble with the Covid dead
Start spreadin’ the fake news
You overestimate the need for bread
Better call up the Jews
Throw him a bone
Bald headed dome
Money all the time
Ka-ching
Donation, fundraising, donation hey
On the taxpayer dime

Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed and he’s one big creep
Dirty Reed and he’s one big creep

Politicians are all out for blood
He really plays the part
Wheelin’ and dealin’ til the end
Tells them he’s very smart, fucka
Throw him a bone
He’ll get you stoned
Big Pharma free for all
Wants to win
Oh you’ll fit right in
Git ready for a brawl

Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed and he’s one big creep
Dirty Reed and he’s one big creep

It’s a little shady in the port-a-jon
Protect your balls and nuts
Don’t be shittin’ all the live long day
Voters will call you putz
Throw him a bone
He’s in the zone
He needs more than a grand
All for me
Trust me and you’ll see
Republican

Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed, one big creep
Dirty Reed and he’s one big creep yeah
Dirty Reed and he’s one big creep

Syracuse, Long Island, NYC
One big creep
Yonkers, the Bronx, Manhattan
One big creep
Dirty Reed
His campaign’s all for fucking you
One dirty creep
Dirty Reed
Dirty Reed
Dirty Reed
One big creep

 

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive ya nuts
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done dirt cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds
Do anything you wanna do
Done dirty cheap
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap




AC/DC concerts:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Congressman Tom Reed (R-NY), Governor Mario Cuomo (D-NY), NY City Councilman Joe Borelli, New York voters, and/or anyone named Angus who has an anus.


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