One of the stranger aspects of the Trump administration was this abject bestowal of "dignity" and "class" upon the porn star, Slovenian mail order bride, Melania. All of the Trump cult worshipers were just like... it's okay. She loves him just like we do. Therefore, she must be one of us. Despite the pretentious European accent, the perpetually constipated expression and the thousand dollar outfits.
Here she is sporting the infamous "I DON'T REALLY CARE, DO YOU?" jacket when she visited the Southern border to show requisite sympathy for all of the immigrant kids languishing in steel cages.
She was trying to follow in Donald's footsteps and "stick it" to the media. Seriously, it's beyond conceivable. You can't even make this shit up. I couldn't if I tried. And that's saying something.
But let me assure you of something. THAT... is the real Melania.
So with that in mind, here's one of the funniest scenes in the history of Cheers. Coach helps Sam get his high school diploma by teaching him the concept of mnemonics.
Melania
sonofsaf
Melania, Melania
Your pussy is not aromatic
your ass is not voluptuous
and your main import is cum
You’re a prominent dumbshitfuck
You’re a spread legged dream...
Albania
Coach
Albania, Albania
You border on the Adriatic
your land is mostly mountainous
and your chief export is chrome
You’re a Communist Republic
You’re a red regime...
Cheers really took a nosedive after Shelly Long departed. If it weren't for the occasional Frazier and Liluth banter, I probably would have tuned it out.
Please do not share this information with former First Lady Melania Trump, former President Donald Trump, Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth, and/or the rest of the cast and crew of Cheers.
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