I enjoyed the recent Sasse blurb. "Politics isn't about the worship of one weird dude." It's an observation truly befitting a U.S. Senator. Trump should fire back...
Jumpin' Ben Sasse has some gas gas gas.
Trump could've used clever material like that during his brief twitter war with the Nebraskan.
Gotta be totally honest here. I sometimes miss the tweets of Prolapse L'Orange. In the entire history of social media, rarely have you seen such a blatantly explicit version of what's goin' on in a politician's head.
Step 1: I am mad.
Step 2: He/she is bad.
Step 3: I will make them sad.
Heart of Sasse
sonofsaf
Once I had their love and they kissed my ass
Was no doubt had a heart of Sasse
All the Republicans are not so kind
Voter mistrust, is on my mind
Once I had their love maybe it was a sign
Have no doubt it put me in a bind
All of the Republicans are not so kind
Voter mistrust, is on my mind
Red not green
When I go corn husking and I’m drinking wine
Blood is from abusing, actions not refined
Omaha to Lincoln too I must have stood
Against the Trumpy too
Once I had their love and they kissed my ass
Was no doubt had a heart of Sasse
All the Republicans are not so kind
Voter mistrust, is on my mind
Far and wide
Deplorable seclusion it’s as if you died
Winning and the losing, you’re so preoccupied
Q-Anon’s who you’re choosing, yeah
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Yeah, gonna be an insurrection fight
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Once I had their love the monkey was brass
There’s no doubt Trumpy fucked me up the ass
All the Republicans are not so kind
Voter mistrust, is on my mind
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Heart of Glass
Blondie
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Lost inside
Adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside
We coulda made it cruising, yeah
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Never seen Blondie. Debbie Harry doesn't come 'round deez parts that much. She had a concert in Greensburg at the Palace Theater back in 2012. Back then, I saw it listed and remember shrugging it off. But in a post-Covid world, if things ever get back to normal, I'd probably give a concert like that a second thought.
Please do not share this information with Senator Ben Sasse (R-NE), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Deborah Harry. I think the black woman in the Spice Girls with the frizzy dark hair, should dye it blond, straighten it out, and start a Blondie cover band. Call it "Scary Harry"). Zig a zig ah.
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