Wednesday, February 17, 2021

#113. Limbaugh's Scary

The Orange Prolapse awarded 24 Presidential Medals of Freedom during his 4 year reign of terror.  Jim Jordan (R-OH) got one for helping cover up the college wrestling pedophile sodomy scandal at Ohio State University.  Jerry Sandusky, eat your heart out!  Devin Nunes (R-CA) got one as well for publicly divulging classified information.  And just when you think it couldn't get any worse, Trump gave a Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbuagh.  The likely mastermind behind the forced child separation policy at the US/Mexico border.  That's probably the one that sickens me the most.  Cages, detention cells, Mylar blankets, and of course the notion of some dumbshit named Bubba from Brownsville, Texas, changing baby Miguel's diaper. 

E-gad!  Of all the memories embedded in the hippocampus, that one really stands out.


  

Limbaugh’s Scary
sonofsaf

Trailer park, he’s white trash all the time
Not enlightened what if he had been kind
Oh, there must be a link that he’s missing from
He scares us away-a-ay
And why was he always calling for blood
Throughout the day-a-ay

Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Ah-ah

Piece of shit that I’d rather forget
A big asshole will be his epithet
What a relief that he finally died
And now disappear-eh-eh
But I think of all the times that he lied
A war profiteer

Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Ah-ah

Oh!
Disagree, just about all of the time
Disagree, when he saw a dollar sign

Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Rush, Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Oh, oh, oh, Rush Rush, disavow, Limbaugh’s scary
Oh, oh, oh, Rush Rush, right wing cash cow, Limbaugh’s scary
Oh, oh, oh, Rush Rush, darling, maybe he was queer

Rush, Rush, oh, oh, Limbaugh’s scary
Rush, Rush, was so fucked up
Was so fucked up
Oh God, can’t you stop the clown?
Limbaugh’s scary
Rush, Rush, oh, oh Limbaugh’s scary
My wish for good chicken hawk


Voices Carry
’Til Tuesday

In the dark, I'd like to read his mind
But I'm frightened of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
To tear him away-a-ay
When I tell him that I'm falling in love
Why does he say-a-ay

Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Ah-ah

I try so hard not to get upset
Because I know all the trouble I'll get
Oh, he tells me tears are something to hide
And something to fear-eh-eh
And I try so hard to keep it inside
So no one can hear

Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Ah-ah

Oh!
He wants me, but only part of the time
He wants me, if he can keep me in line

Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Oh, oh, oh, hush hush, shut up now, voices carry
Oh, oh, oh, hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Oh, oh, oh, hush hush, darling, she might overhear

Hush, hush, oh, oh, voices carry
Hush, hush, he said shut up
He said shut up
Oh God, can't you keep it down?
Voices carry
Hush, hush, oh, oh voices carry
I wish he would let me talk


 

Never saw 'Til Tuesday.  Although I did write a parody of Rebecca Black's "Friday."  Hopefully, that should be sufficient.

Please do not share this information with relatives of radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, former President Donald J. Trump, Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH), Congressman Devin Nunes (R-CA), and/or singer Aimee Mann.  Who can ever forget that moment when she whipped her hat off in the movie theater?

 

This was 1985.  So I was 15 years old at the time.  And I was thinking... whoa, first she gets kicked out of the Thompson Twins.  Then screwed over by Howard Jones.  And now she has to deal with some douchebag's emotional and physical abuse.  Holy shit, is it any wonder she was so pissed off?

 

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