#111. White Abbott

Governer Greg Abbott (R-TX) is blaming the failure of the Texas power grid on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY).  It's all her fault.  Because the Green New Deal totally sucks.  Even though it has never been implemented at the federal level, let alone in the lone star state.

Abbott failed to learn the lessons of Trump.  Of course you blame everything on a woman of color.  But the trick is to scapegoat someone semi-relevant.  Abbott should have targeted impeachment manager Stacey Plaskett (D) from the Virgin Islands.  Because right now the weather in the Virgin Islands is near perfect.  High 70's, low 80's.  You see, that's the trick.  That's how it's done. 

This is BLUE and BAD and BLACK and EVIL.

This is RED and GOOD and WHITE and NICE!

If you're wondering why Abbott's in a wheelchair.  When he was 26, he was out jogging and an oak tree fell on him.  He sued in court and "the tree" was held liable.  The forest was forced to fork out 6 million dollars for pain and suffering.  Abbott used that windfall to finance his political career.  And the rest was history.

Is it any wonder why Abbott hates the Green New Deal?

 

White Abbott
sonofsaf

One deal makes you greener
And one deal’s protocol
And the energy grid fucked you
In the ass so take the fall
Don’t ask Abbot
Knows nothing at all
Because you have such bad habits
Blaming others makes you look small
Tell 'em a New York city lady killer
Won’t help you build a wall
White Abbott
Do not heed his call
When the Texans are ignored
Wind and solar it’s all a show

And the dead include a bride and groom
Butt he acts like a dildo
Don’t ask Abbott
A job he’ll blow
Far more than an assertion
Bodies are blue not red
Everyone’s freezing their ass off
And they’ll all surely end up dead
Remember what the Cortez said:
“Abbott’s dead.  Abbott’s dead.  Abbott’s dead"

White Rabbit
Jefferson Airplane

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you  
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

Never saw Jefferson Airplane.  Never saw Jefferson Starship.  Never saw Starship.  What an unusual journey though.  From the groovy and spaced out.  All the way to a synthetic pile of dollar store dogshit.  Here's a thought.  If Governor Abbott needs advice on restoring the power grid, he should contact Grace Slick.  If anyone knows how to build a city it's gotta be her.

Please do not share this information with Governor Greg Abbott (TX), former President Donald J. Trump, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Stacey Plaskett (D-VI), and/or anyone who proudly uses the expression "knee deep in the hoopla."