#144. Tiger Woods

Wishing Tiger Woods a speedy recovery after that horrific car accident.  

On second thought, I honestly don't care.  My favorite golfer was Bruce Lietzke.  

He unfortunately succumbed to brain cancer in 2018.  He was 67.

Tiger Woods
sonofsaf

DUI is not the case, he said
DUI is not my crime
Reckless driving into ravine
Jaws of life to get me out

Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow

Tough to drive like the Mars Rover
A car crash is such an ugly sound
The traffic gods they did appease me
Hospital trip but I’ll soon be out

Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow

Next time I will take it slow
Cracking smashing all the doors and all the windows
I'm healing after crashing

Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how
Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow

 

If I Could
Phish

Take me to another place, she said
Take me to another time
Run with me across the oceans
Float me on a silver cloud"

If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would and I'd take you now

Stay with me till time turns over
I want to feel my feet leave the ground
Take me where the whispering breezes
Can lift me up and spin me around

If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would and I'd take you now

Hear you laughing as we go
Flipping backward through the doors and through the windows
I'm melting into nothing

If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would, but I don't know how
If I could I would and I'd take you now

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH (one of my all-time favorite concerts)
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Once and for all, I will settle the age old debate regarding which band is better:  Phish or The Grateful Dead?  Hint: it's the latter.

Please do not share this information with Tiger Woods, Phish phans, and/or anyone related to the late Bruce Lietzke.