Friday, February 05, 2021

#70. Knockin' On Kevin's Door

At this point, you really gotta question House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy's political acumen.  Post-insurrection and with the second impeachment trial proceeding, he still seems starstruck by Trump.  Even though the permanent Clown-in-Chief's political capital is on a decline comparable to Gamestop.  Maybe it's the spiffy yellow tie.  I really can't speak for him.  Imagine the prospect of flying down South... the sole purpose being to kiss the ass of an Orange Prolapse.  

Well, at least the background is neither gaudy nor pretentious.  E-gad.  What a fucking warped photo-op.

Dedicated to all the Republican House members who literally find themselves "knockin' on Kevin's door."  May you have success comparable to that of a Jehovah's Witness.


Knockin’ on Kevin’s Door
sonofsaf

Donald do you need to tweet
My constituents are sore
The politics got worse for me
Feels like you’re knockin' on Kevin’s door

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Donald shit himself by the pound
Melania was a whore
That orange fat fuck is back in town
Feels like you’re knockin' on Kevin’s door

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Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
Bob Dylan

Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door, eh yeah

Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
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Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door, wow oh yeah



Bob Dylan Concerts:

7-18-99, Star Lake Ampitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Paul Simon)

11-5-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Phil Lesh)

8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH (w/ The Dead)

8-20-06, Falconi Field, Washington, PA (no ticket - returning from a concert at Hartwood Acres.  Me, Stollar, Jenn B. and this mentally deranged guy who kept repeating the motorcycle term "sissy bar" brazenly sneaked inside the venue and caught the last few songs.)

Please do not share this information with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Bob Dylan.


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