#122. Warped-West Man

Anyone remember when Kanye West visited the Orange Prolapse at the White House?  

He went on this bizarre, nonsensical endless tirade that left everyone in a state of toxic shock.  I vaguely remember West yapping about how he wanted a President who was the "freshest."  One who wore the "flyest duds."  

Now after 7 years of wedded turmoil and 4 children, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting a divorce.  Naturally, I could give a shit.  However I do think it's evidence of how everything Trump touches... goes to shit.

Warped-West Man
sonofsaf

Dumbshit, fake news
Wife Kim is gonna be divorcin’ you
Skin flute, goodbye
She has plans to testify

No more fundin’ all the shenanigans
Whole world ain’t crazy ‘bout the Warped-West Man

Weak scotch, no more bling
Kanye ain’t no Martin Luther King
Fuck him, has been
A sob story so play a violin

No more fundin’ all the shenanigans
Whole world ain’t crazy ‘bout the Warped-West Man

Remote, not phat
He’s bat shit crazy a bi-polar brat
Got played, bad blood
Soundin’ warped, push comes to shove

No more fundin’ all the shenanigans
Whole world ain’t crazy ‘bout the Warped-West Man

ZZ Top
Sharp-Dressed Man

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie
I don't need a reason why

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Top coat, top hat
And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

 

ZZ Top concert:

4-19-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

Kanye West concert:

11-27-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Near the end, the strobes were relentless.  Gigi and I eventually bailed so she wouldn't have a seizure.  Good show though along with Jay Z.  Big pimpin'... albeit in the freezing cold of late November in dahntahn Pixburgh.

Please do not share this information with Kanye West, former President Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian, and/or fans of the Top.