Tuesday, February 23, 2021

#131. Michael Michael Pompeo

The CPAC "nursery rhyme glorification series" continues unabated.  I have no plans to visit Florida this weekend.  But if you like the cut of my jib, feel free to print out all of my recent blog entries and distribute them outside the main entrance of the Orlando Hyatt Regency.

The expressions on some of those faux-conservative faces would be worth their weight in gold... or silver, or copper, or zinc, or whatever precious metal Fox News is peddling these days.

(Note the fanciful, savory orange hue of both the "Pompous Asshole" and the "Orange Prolapse.")  
 

Michael, Michael Pompeo

Michael, Michael, Pompeo
How you truly suck and blow
And consuming a cream pie
In a coffin hope you die
Michael, Michael, Pompeo
How you truly suck and blow

The big lie was one big con
That you placed a bet upon
And embrace the word of fight
Donald Trumper’s MAGA right
Michael, Michael, Pompeo
How you truly suck and blow
 
 
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
 
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are

When the blazing sun is gone
When he nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
 
 
Please do not share this information with former Secretary of State Michael Pompeo and/or former President Donald J. Trump. 



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